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The town of Tikrit in Iraq has erected a 6 foot memorial sculpture celebrating the journalist who threw his shoes at George Warcriminal Bush, the Party of Jesus war criminal and former President who did enormous damage for no good reason to Iraq and his own country.

The large copper coated shoe has a plastic bush inside for added comic relief. Artist Laith al-Amari says that his work was done in honor of Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the brave Iraqi journalist who expressed so dramatically the rage of a nation that was invaded based on a pack of lies.

Meanwhile in the United States columnist Joe Klein has suggested that we should create a statue in memory of the Party of Jesus decider who authorized torture. He suggested a statue of a hooded Abu Ghraib prisoner being forced to stand in one of the stress positions authorized by our former War Criminal President.

We're happy to see the worst President in US history out of Washington. We hope that he will continue to be reviled and shamed as our great nation recovers from 8 years of Party of Jesus faith-based idiocy.

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With the joyous celebration of the Party of Jesus National Convention not far in the future now, most have concluded that Senator McBush, a strong supporter of our faith-based invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies, is the certain and definite candidate.

There will be much to celebrate this year. The bulk of the wealth in the country has now been transferred from the poor, who are known to squander their money on things like food and shelter, over to the filthy rich billionaires who vote Party of Jesus and manufacture our Christian weapons of mass destruction.

And in the Middle East our successes continue to multiply, each victory virtually assuring the next. Over a million Iraqi's are no longer effective as terr'ists, since they are now dead. Shame about the straight to hell part. It's a good thing we killed them before they could use all of those manned and unmanned aerial vehicles.

And the war itself is producing huge profits in San Diego as it blossoms and brings forth the true fruit of our efforts in Iraq. The Mission continues to have been accomplished over 5 years ago, and only thousands of US soldiers have been killed since our stunning victory in 2003.

All of Saddam's nukular weapons were found exactly where Colin Powell said they were in his fact-filled presentation at the UN. It's no wonder, since Colin Powell would never lie, let alone participate in a conspiracy to start a war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies, for example:

Saddam Hussein has held numerous meetings with Iraqi nukular scientists, a group he calls his "nukular mujahideen" -- his nukular holy warriors. (Our Glorious Christian Leader)

Fortunately US troops were able to locate all 4,631 of Saddam's nukular weapons, most of which he had hidden in the baby bottles of Iraqi infants. We also recovered 8,063 of his manned and unmanned aerial vehicles, some of which had a 30" wingspan and were capable of flying 5,000 miles on an ounce of Satanic Iraqi oil.

But really the best part of our glorious war effort is the millions of Iraqi citizens who have embraced Jesus as their personal savior and adopted lives of peace, inspired by the example of Our Glorious Christian Leader and his efforts to spread God's Love and depleted uranium munitions throughout the world.

So the Party of Jesus has a solid record of success, no doubt assisted by the most powerful deity in the universe, and their reputation for truth telling and factual accuracy is completely unimpeachable.

Many Iraqi citizens, formerly subject to torture by a brutal regime, are now free to enjoy democratically applied torture, a vast improvement in both style and technique. Nobody in Iraq need worry that they will be denied access to torture or false imprisonment because of their race, nationality, or political affiliation.

But what is up lately with Senator McBush? It seems he accidentally let loose something I thought we were not going to talk about IN PUBLIC! I'm certain that no executives from Shell, Mobil, or any other patriotic war profiteering oil company gave him permission to say that we went to Iraq for oil! If Senator McBush is suffering from some sort of a weird honesty compulsion maybe he is not suitable to run the world's largest corporate government. So the Party of Jesus could be forced to reveal the real power behind the world's most successful war machine, and just run Jesus directly for President. I mean, talk about patriotic, he already died on the cross once to preserve the American way of life, so he is obviously not some kind of a Demoncrat.

I say cut to the chase, put Patriotic Jesus on the ticket.

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It was 5 years ago today that Our Glorious Christian Leader announced our total victory in Iraq.  
Despite the dangers in the Pacific ocean just a few miles off the US coast, Our Glorious Christian Leader boldly flew in a fighter jet, landed on a carrier, and pronounced his unfettered and nearly delirious joy at our total victory over the people that had the nerve to live in their own country.

And remember, whatever we said was the reason to invade this nearly unarmed country, once it is exposed as a pack of lies sold to the sheeple by a conspiring gang of warmongering liars, that was not the real reason.

Prolly we invaded Iraq because Saddam was torturing his people. Everybody knows that any national leader that authorizes torture must be deposed and tried for war crimes. Torturing people is illegal, immoral, unethical, disgraceful and a waste of time. But punishing people for ordering torture is really cool.

We feel certain that Our Glorious Christian Leader, who invaded Iraq because Saddam was torturing people, is strongly opposed to torture because it is immoral, unethical and illegal. That is why he was so excited 5 years ago today when he announced our total victory. I'm sure Jesus is very proud, because Our Glorious Christian Leader not only won the war, he also stamped out torture.

Thank goodness for Christian leaders!

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In an interview with the Muslim magazine Emel, the Archbishop of Canterbury, His Eminence Rowan Williams, has stated that the United States of America, a Party of Jesus subsidiary, has "lost the moral high ground."
Just because we invaded Iraq based on a pack of lies, and just because the conspiracy to persuade American citizens that Saddam Bin Laden was planning to nuke every kindergarten in America using a fleet of "manned and unmanned aerial vehicles" which never existed, along with the nukular weapons that never existed, along with the nukular research program that never existed, along with the ties to terr'ism that never existed, along with the WMDs that never existed, along with the real reasons for invading Iraq that were never stated, was a clear violation of international law and meets the legal definition of a war crime in article 6 of the Nuremberg Principles; just because of all of these illegal, unethical, immoral and evil things done by Our Glorious Christian Leader, Mr Williams says we have lost the moral high ground. Man, what do some of these people want?

I mean heck, sure the Party of Jesus brought us this war, and sure there are a million dead people in Iraq that might not be dead if it was not for our illegal, immoral, unethical crime of an imperialist war of aggression against a completely innocent nation, and sure all of the leading Party of Jesus Presidential candidates think it is peachy keen to keep killing these people, but heck, they have lots and lots of oil.

And the worst part of it all is that this so called religious leader did not even blame gay marriage for all of the things going wrong in the USA! He obviously is NOT a member in good standing of the Party of Jesus. What kind of a Christian would oppose an unnecessary and unjust war? Certainly not a member of the Party of Jesus!

Our Glorious Christian Leader has even said that God told him to invade Iraq. Maybe God forgot to tell Our Glorious Christian Leader to bomb Canterbury Cathedral too. Maybe the Archbishop of Canterbury better be careful about what he says.

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On May 1, 2007 Party of Jesus faithful gathered nationwide to celebrate the 4 year anniversary of our Total Victory over the forces of evil that placed all that oil underneath the heathen sands of Iraq. We liberated all of their oil wells, and did away with those pesky oil meters.

In celebration of Jesus' great victory against the unarmed citizens of Iraq, the poet Steven Connell offers this video prayer of thanksgiving to Our Glorious Christian Leader.

No women or children were harmed in posting this blog entry.

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On Wednesday March 28, 2007 Our Glorious Christian Leader issued a direct order to the Demoncrat-controlled Congress telling them he wants more money for more useless killing that fattens the wallets of war-industry Party of Jesus CEOs. He does not want the Demoncrats to tell him he has to stop the killing, because then the war-industry profits might be affected. Plus think of all of the poor oil billionaires at Exxon/Mobil and Halliburton. These Demoncrats have no compassion for war profiteering multi0millionaires, none at all.

And no more of this sneaky trying to stick non-death expenditures in there either! The primary export of the United States of America is death, and that is because the decider decided to deceive.

So, for those stoopit intellekchual libruls in Congress, here is the summary:
It is up to the Decider to decide what the people want.
It is up to the Decider to ignore what the people want.
It is up to the Decider to make sure the killing does not stop.
It is up to the Demoncrats to follow direct orders from the Decider.

How much propaganda does the Decider have to catapult before these Demoncrats will surrender? Does Karl Rove have to expose lurid details about the spouse of each and every Demoncrat?

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A leading Party of Jesus theologian who doubles as the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff has offered a teaching on the subject of morality. All Americans realize that the Party of Jesus is their best source for moral guidance, at least during commercials on Fox News. Or is that the programming?

The people of America were glad to hear the pronouncement on morality today that was offered by the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Marine Gen. Peter Pace.

"I believe homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts," Pace said.

Pace did not comment on the morality of dropping bombs from an altitude of 35,000 feet on a civilian population. He said nothing about whether it is naughty or nice to randomly imprison civilians with no charges and torture them mercilessly until they die or become boring. He did not indicate whether he approves or disapproves of the idea of invading a nearly defenseless foreign country based entirely on a pack of lies.

Gotta watch those queers though.

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Revealing once again their satanic plans to promote the homo agenda, Congressional Demoncrats are trying to slip immoral uses of taxpayer money into pending legislation in defiance of Our Glorious Christian Leader.

Promoting their librul agenda, the Demoncrats have modified a bill to originally intended to provide money for more patriotic killing of foreigners in their own country by injecting funds allocations for typical librul causes like farms, flu preparedness, New Orleans levees, home heating and other librul causes.

The Party of Jesus is doing God's work by sending more soldiers, guns, and death to Iraq in order to stop Saddam Hussein from rising from the grave again. But these librul servants of darkness are only concerned with their pet causes like food, medical care, and saving lives. Faithful members of the Party of Jesus and the grateful nation they protect fully realize that if we don't keep up the killing in Iraq there will soon be nukular weapons being dropped on every American city by the terr'ist air force.

If these librul Demoncrats get their way all the money that could otherwise be funneled to God-Fearing war industry executives will end up being wasted by saving the lives of useless poor Americans who don't even have stock options on Lockheed Martin.

Show your support and your patriotism by forcing your congressional representatives to follow the will of the people, and keep spending 80% of our national budget on our important exports like bombs, tanks, humvees and death and other Family Values. Just say NO to Demoncrats. Jesus naturally supports the Party of Jesus, and the Party of Jesus exports death because it is Jesus' will.

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