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The town of Tikrit in Iraq has erected a 6 foot memorial sculpture celebrating the journalist who threw his shoes at George Warcriminal Bush, the Party of Jesus war criminal and former President who did enormous damage for no good reason to Iraq and his own country.

The large copper coated shoe has a plastic bush inside for added comic relief. Artist Laith al-Amari says that his work was done in honor of Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the brave Iraqi journalist who expressed so dramatically the rage of a nation that was invaded based on a pack of lies.

Meanwhile in the United States columnist Joe Klein has suggested that we should create a statue in memory of the Party of Jesus decider who authorized torture. He suggested a statue of a hooded Abu Ghraib prisoner being forced to stand in one of the stress positions authorized by our former War Criminal President.

We’re happy to see the worst President in US history out of Washington. We hope that he will continue to be reviled and shamed as our great nation recovers from 8 years of Party of Jesus faith-based idiocy.

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A study conducted by the United States Senate has found that George Warcriminal Bush is responsible for the reprehensible, illegal, immoral, despicable war crimes of torture he authorized and ordered through his fellow war criminal Donald “Death Star” Rumsfeld.

The Senate Armed Services Committee report concludes that harsh interrogation techniques used by the CIA and the U.S. military were directly adapted from the training techniques used to prepare special forces personnel to resist interrogation by enemies that torture and abuse prisoners. The techniques included forced nudity, painful stress positions, sleep deprivation, and until 2003, waterboarding, a form of simulated drowning.

 
This is not a study by some liberal, left wing, tree hugging peacenik group, this is the US Senate. They have found that our slimebag dirtball Warcriminal in Chief is responsible for the extremely reprehensible crimes he directed to occur.

Next we want to see a schedule for war crimes trials. The preceding 8 years of national shame and economic decline have been brought to you by the Party of Jesus – killing foreigners and bashing fags.

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Formerly secret White House documents have revealed the fact that George Warcriminal Bush authorized the brutal form of torture called waterboarding in a written memo to CIA chief George Tenet in 2003. This should come as no great surprise to anyone, as former Bush White House lawyer and then later Attorney General Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales had ordered up legal opinions pretending to justify this horrible crime.

Previously the United States of America has signed international treaties which explicitly outlaw this barbaric and disgusting practice.

Remember, the reason we are opposed to the bad guys is because the bad guys do bad things, like torturing people. If torturing people is bad when our enemies do it, it is still bad if we do it. It is also a well known fact that torture produces bad intelligence, when a criminal interrogator starts using immoral, unethical, and illegal techniques like torture their victim quickly decides to say whatever they think will get the torture to stop.

Once the filth currently disgracing the White House is gone, it would be good for our country if the criminals that have been tearing down the morality of this country were brought to justice. Not that this is likely to happen, but it certainly would be therapeutic for our national psyche and our reputation in the world.

Torturing prisoners is a war crime. The US Government prosecuted Japanese officers after World War II for torturing US prisoners using the very same exact waterboarding torture authorized by Our Glorious Christian Leader. Torture was illegal then, and since then the US has ratified a number of additional treaties against torture. In 1994 the US Congress ratified the UN Convention Against Torture. According to the US Constitution, when the Congress ratifies an international treaty that treaty becomes US law.

Among the war crimes of which George Warcriminal Bush is undeniably guilty is the illegal act of deporting persons to another country so that they may be tortured. The CIA, acting on orders from George Warcriminal Bush, has practiced rendition for torture on literally hundreds of victims of the US torture program.

George Warcriminal Bush also committed a war crime when he conspired with his cabinet to fool the American people into an unprovoked war of aggression based on a pack of lies. The Bush cabinet conspired to lie to the American people about Weapons of Mass Destruction they knew perfectly well did not exist. Their goal was to start a war of aggression against an innocent nation.

Conspiracy:

• a secret agreement between two or more people to perform an unlawful act
• a plot to carry out some harmful or illegal act (especially a political plot)
• a group of conspirators banded together to achieve some harmful or illegal purpose

Conspiracies to start a war are specifically defined as war crimes in the Nuremberg Principles, Article 6, a document primarily influenced by the US government after World War II.

Principle VI
The crimes hereinafter set out are punishable as crimes under international law:
(a) Crimes against peace:
(i) Planning, preparation, initiation or waging of a war of aggression or a war in violation of international treaties, agreements or assurances;
(ii) Participation in a common plan or conspiracy for the accomplishment of any of the acts mentioned under (i).
(b) War Crimes:
Violations of the laws or customs of war which include, but are not limited to, murder, ill-treatment or deportation of slave labor or for any other purpose of the civilian population of or in occupied territory; murder or ill-treatment of prisoners of war or persons on the Seas, killing of hostages, plunder of public or private property, wanton destruction of cities, towns, or villages, or devastation not justified by military necessity.
(c) Crimes against humanity:
Murder, extermination, enslavement, deportation and other inhumane acts done against any civilian population, or persecutions on political, racial, or religious grounds, when such acts are done or such persecutions are carried on in execution of or in connection with any crime against peace or any war crime.

There has never been a US President as horrible and as determined to do great harm as George Warcriminal Bush. He is the worst thing to happen to the United States since Pearl Harbor. We rebuke him and all of his evil faith-based deeds. Plus Jesus thinks he’s a jerk.

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When he lied to the American people about his plans to spy on terrist phone calls, Our Glorious Christian Leader George Warcriminal Bush claimed that he would only be eavesdropping on foreigners calling their terrist pals in America. You could tell George Warcriminal Bush was lying because his lips were moving.

Today we learned that NSA spies acting on the orders of George Warcriminal Bush have been listening in on personal phone calls between US soldiers, including officers, in Iraq and their wives and girlfriends back home. US spies even made recordings of our soldiers having phone sex with their wives back home and passed them around the office in Virginia. (link)

If there is a crime or some other deeply offensive action George Warcriminal Bush has not committed yet, he does have 3 more months left.

A former official spokesliar for George Warcriminal Bush has admitted in a soon to be published book that Our Glorious Christian Leader used propaganda to sell the immoral, unethical and illegal war of aggression.

• McClellan charges that Bush relied on “propaganda” to sell the war.

• He says the White House press corps was too easy on the administration during the run-up to the war….McClellan repeatedly embraces the rhetoric of Bush’s liberal critics and even charges: “If anything, the national press corps was probably too deferential to the White House and to the administration in regard to the most important decision facing the nation during my years in Washington, the choice over whether to go to war in Iraq.

“The collapse of the administration’s rationales for war, which became apparent months after our invasion, should never have come as such a surprise. … In this case, the ‘liberal media’ didn’t live up to its reputation. If it had, the country would have been better served.”

• He admits that some of his own assertions from the briefing room podium turned out to be “badly misguided.”

• The longtime Bush loyalist also suggests that two top aides held a secret West Wing meeting to get their story straight about the CIA leak case at a time when federal prosecutors were after them — and McClellan was continuing to defend them despite mounting evidence they had not given him all the facts.

• McClellan asserts that the aides — Karl Rove, the president’s senior adviser, and I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, the vice president’s chief of staff — “had at best misled” him about their role in the disclosure of former CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity.

(source)

Mr McClellan is only the latest former employee of the Bush/Cheney international crime cabal to break the news that Our Glorious Christian Leader sold a bill of goods with the implicit participation of a shamefully credible news media.

The Party of Jesus: Killing foreigners for huge corporate profits

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Even before the Abu Ghraib torture multimedia circus broke, the FBI knew that Our Glorious Christian Leader was conducting illegal, immoral, unethical war crimes against prisoners in various concentration camps and torture facilities. Our faith-based moron President was not only well aware of these despicable crimes, he was the author of these policies.

Reports that Guantanamo detainees were being subjected to extreme temperatures, religious abuses and nude interrogation were conveyed at White House meetings of senior officials in 2003, yet these questionable tactics remained in use, a lengthy report by the Justice Department’s inspector general concluded.

One FBI report mentions that former US Attorney General John Ashcroft personally spoke about his concerns over this illegal, immoral, Party of Jesus torture dogma with Co-Conspirator Rice, a lady who helped bring you the trumped up and completely fictitious fear of Iraqi Nukular weapons to pre-justify these crimes.

Read more about the futile efforts of the FBI to try to get Our Glorious Christian Leader to stop the torture here, here, here, here, here, and here.

It is no longer sufficient to play word games, or to rely on make-believe legal opinions from known liars like Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales. It is time to start putting criminals on trial. Maybe they could serve out their sentences in a quaint prison facility in Geneva. Or should we continue to protect the Party of Jesus Sanctity of Torture?

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With the joyous celebration of the Party of Jesus National Convention not far in the future now, most have concluded that Senator McBush, a strong supporter of our faith-based invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies, is the certain and definite candidate.

There will be much to celebrate this year. The bulk of the wealth in the country has now been transferred from the poor, who are known to squander their money on things like food and shelter, over to the filthy rich billionaires who vote Party of Jesus and manufacture our Christian weapons of mass destruction.

And in the Middle East our successes continue to multiply, each victory virtually assuring the next. Over a million Iraqi’s are no longer effective as terr’ists, since they are now dead. Shame about the straight to hell part. It’s a good thing we killed them before they could use all of those manned and unmanned aerial vehicles.

And the war itself is producing huge profits in San Diego as it blossoms and brings forth the true fruit of our efforts in Iraq. The Mission continues to have been accomplished over 5 years ago, and only thousands of US soldiers have been killed since our stunning victory in 2003.

All of Saddam’s nukular weapons were found exactly where Colin Powell said they were in his fact-filled presentation at the UN. It’s no wonder, since Colin Powell would never lie, let alone participate in a conspiracy to start a war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies, for example:

Saddam Hussein has held numerous meetings with Iraqi nukular scientists, a group he calls his “nukular mujahideen” — his nukular holy warriors. (Our Glorious Christian Leader)

Fortunately US troops were able to locate all 4,631 of Saddam’s nukular weapons, most of which he had hidden in the baby bottles of Iraqi infants. We also recovered 8,063 of his manned and unmanned aerial vehicles, some of which had a 30″ wingspan and were capable of flying 5,000 miles on an ounce of Satanic Iraqi oil.

But really the best part of our glorious war effort is the millions of Iraqi citizens who have embraced Jesus as their personal savior and adopted lives of peace, inspired by the example of Our Glorious Christian Leader and his efforts to spread God’s Love and depleted uranium munitions throughout the world.

So the Party of Jesus has a solid record of success, no doubt assisted by the most powerful deity in the universe, and their reputation for truth telling and factual accuracy is completely unimpeachable.

Many Iraqi citizens, formerly subject to torture by a brutal regime, are now free to enjoy democratically applied torture, a vast improvement in both style and technique. Nobody in Iraq need worry that they will be denied access to torture or false imprisonment because of their race, nationality, or political affiliation.

But what is up lately with Senator McBush? It seems he accidentally let loose something I thought we were not going to talk about IN PUBLIC! I’m certain that no executives from Shell, Mobil, or any other patriotic war profiteering oil company gave him permission to say that we went to Iraq for oil! If Senator McBush is suffering from some sort of a weird honesty compulsion maybe he is not suitable to run the world’s largest corporate government. So the Party of Jesus could be forced to reveal the real power behind the world’s most successful war machine, and just run Jesus directly for President. I mean, talk about patriotic, he already died on the cross once to preserve the American way of life, so he is obviously not some kind of a Demoncrat.

I say cut to the chase, put Patriotic Jesus on the ticket.

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It was 5 years ago today that Our Glorious Christian Leader announced our total victory in Iraq.  
Despite the dangers in the Pacific ocean just a few miles off the US coast, Our Glorious Christian Leader boldly flew in a fighter jet, landed on a carrier, and pronounced his unfettered and nearly delirious joy at our total victory over the people that had the nerve to live in their own country.

And remember, whatever we said was the reason to invade this nearly unarmed country, once it is exposed as a pack of lies sold to the sheeple by a conspiring gang of warmongering liars, that was not the real reason.

Prolly we invaded Iraq because Saddam was torturing his people. Everybody knows that any national leader that authorizes torture must be deposed and tried for war crimes. Torturing people is illegal, immoral, unethical, disgraceful and a waste of time. But punishing people for ordering torture is really cool.

We feel certain that Our Glorious Christian Leader, who invaded Iraq because Saddam was torturing people, is strongly opposed to torture because it is immoral, unethical and illegal. That is why he was so excited 5 years ago today when he announced our total victory. I’m sure Jesus is very proud, because Our Glorious Christian Leader not only won the war, he also stamped out torture.

Thank goodness for Christian leaders!

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Our Glorious Christian Leader has once again demonstrated his faith-based conservative compassion by using his veto power to crush a new law that would have increased funding for those annoying poor and middle class children. Since it is his God-given assignment to protect the income of wealthy Party of Jesus contributing multimillionaires and war profiteering Republican run corporations.

These darn poor kids hardly ever grow up to vote Party of Jesus, and if they were not so darn poor they would not need this government program, so any devout Party of Jesus faithful person can see it is their fault for being poor.

Besides, a year of this increased medical care for mere children would cost as much as a week of The People’s Glorious War in Iraq – another faith-based initiative of Our Glorious Christian Leader. So it is easy to see that spending our grandchildren’s taxes on killing foreigners in their own country is a much better way of funneling taxes to the makers of red-blooded American Weapons of Mass Destruction.

It is no wonder Our Glorious Christian Leader decided to veto this bill. It’s the kind of a bill that only liberals would support. Our Glorious Christian Leader vetoed the bill in private to avoid questions about the laughing and the smirking.

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In an interview with the Muslim magazine Emel, the Archbishop of Canterbury, His Eminence Rowan Williams, has stated that the United States of America, a Party of Jesus subsidiary, has “lost the moral high ground.”
Just because we invaded Iraq based on a pack of lies, and just because the conspiracy to persuade American citizens that Saddam Bin Laden was planning to nuke every kindergarten in America using a fleet of “manned and unmanned aerial vehicles” which never existed, along with the nukular weapons that never existed, along with the nukular research program that never existed, along with the ties to terr’ism that never existed, along with the WMDs that never existed, along with the real reasons for invading Iraq that were never stated, was a clear violation of international law and meets the legal definition of a war crime in article 6 of the Nuremberg Principles; just because of all of these illegal, unethical, immoral and evil things done by Our Glorious Christian Leader, Mr Williams says we have lost the moral high ground. Man, what do some of these people want?

I mean heck, sure the Party of Jesus brought us this war, and sure there are a million dead people in Iraq that might not be dead if it was not for our illegal, immoral, unethical crime of an imperialist war of aggression against a completely innocent nation, and sure all of the leading Party of Jesus Presidential candidates think it is peachy keen to keep killing these people, but heck, they have lots and lots of oil.

And the worst part of it all is that this so called religious leader did not even blame gay marriage for all of the things going wrong in the USA! He obviously is NOT a member in good standing of the Party of Jesus. What kind of a Christian would oppose an unnecessary and unjust war? Certainly not a member of the Party of Jesus!

Our Glorious Christian Leader has even said that God told him to invade Iraq. Maybe God forgot to tell Our Glorious Christian Leader to bomb Canterbury Cathedral too. Maybe the Archbishop of Canterbury better be careful about what he says.

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