Party of Jesus

The Party of Jesus, through their holy leader Sarah Palin, has exposed the sooper seekrit plans of Barack Obama to impose mandatory death panels on anyone stupid enough to believe anything Sarah Palin has to say.

In a special reveal of Party of Jesus dogma, Sarah Palin has exposed the brutal plans of our known Negro leader to require anyone over the age of 85, or anyone registered as a Republican, to submit to panels that will decide if they meet the mandatory death requirements.

We were lucky enough to get a sneak peek at the Death Panel component of the new health care bill. See if you qualify for the mandatory death policy.

Anyone who is:

1. A Known, practicing Republican
2. Opposed to gay marriage
3. Owner of a small business
4. Fundamentalist Christian
5. Health insurance executive
6. Opposed to government bailouts

If you match only 1 of the criteria above you will be placed on the Death Panel Standby List. This list is only used if the other criteria fail to meet the Kenyan Terr'ist Negro Non-Citizen Leader's minimum death quota. Odds are you might be OK.

If you match up with any 2 of the criteria listed above you will be required to appear before your local Democratic Party Death Panel. Bring you Last Will and Testament with you, and please select an undertaker before you appear for your interview.

Should you happen to match more than 2 of the criteria listed above you will be sent to a US naval base located in a warm climate, kept in a cell without legal representation, and forced to listen to Rush Limbaugh broadcasts 24/7. Suicide assistance councilors will be available.

Technorati Tags: Palin, Death Panels, Death Camps, Birthers, Kenya, sooper seekrit

Former US Secretary of State and Iraq War Salesman Colin Powell has gone on the attack against the racist, sexist, obese drug addict Rush Limpblob and former Vice President Darth Evil.

Mr. Powell, once a highly respected man before he joined the conspiracy to persuade the American people to support a war of aggression based on a pack of lies, seems intent on regaining some of his former status as a moderate, thoughtful and patriotic man. Limpblob and Evil are intent on maintaining the insanely jingoistic, militaristic, and xenophobic characteristics that became so deeply ingrained in the Party of Jesus during the 8 year reign of a Jesus-loving gang of war criminals.

As long as racist, hate mongering drug addicts and immensely evil war criminals continue as the public political face of Jesus in America rational and decent citizens will continue to flee the Party of Jesus in droves. So let's all hope that Limpblob and Evil continue as the official spokespersons for war crimes, illegal wars, violations of international law and other official Party of Jesus policies.

Of course we do not mind if Republicans pray for a resurgence of their party, since nothing fails like prayer.

Technorati Tags: Cheney, Powell, Colin Powell, Limbaugh, Evil, Republican, Torture, war crimes, Jesus

A study conducted by the United States Senate has found that George Warcriminal Bush is responsible for the reprehensible, illegal, immoral, despicable war crimes of torture he authorized and ordered through his fellow war criminal Donald "Death Star" Rumsfeld.

The Senate Armed Services Committee report concludes that harsh interrogation techniques used by the CIA and the U.S. military were directly adapted from the training techniques used to prepare special forces personnel to resist interrogation by enemies that torture and abuse prisoners. The techniques included forced nudity, painful stress positions, sleep deprivation, and until 2003, waterboarding, a form of simulated drowning.

 
This is not a study by some liberal, left wing, tree hugging peacenik group, this is the US Senate. They have found that our slimebag dirtball Warcriminal in Chief is responsible for the extremely reprehensible crimes he directed to occur.

Next we want to see a schedule for war crimes trials. The preceding 8 years of national shame and economic decline have been brought to you by the Party of Jesus - killing foreigners and bashing fags.

Technorati Tags: Bush, Torture, war crimes, Donald Rumsfeld, waterboarding, Senate, Armed Services Committe,

Today we learned that Caribou Barbie, the sexiest Governor in all of the 50 states, had difficulty during the recent Presidential campaign grasping the concept that Africa is a continent and not a specific nation. No, really, it is actually that dumb.

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For those readers who believe in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, you can thank it that Senator McCain and Caribou Barbie lost, we had a very close call.

Technorati Tags: Sarah Palin, Caribou Barbie, McCain, Alaska, Africa, Capital

The man who invented, deceived, sold, and directed billions of war profit dollars from the illegal, immoral, unethical, unnecessary, unwise and unfinished war of imperialist aggression against the innocent civilian population of Iraq; sending huge profits to his death/kill industry pals, Darth Cheney, has endorsed the dementia-suffering Senior Senile Senator from Arizona to figurehead the 3rd Bush crime family term.

I'm sure Darth likes the Senior Senile Senator's empty headed running mate too. Darth loves working with idiots.

Technorati Tags: Cheney endorsement, Darth Cheney, McCain, mcBush, Senile, Senator, Arizona, Iraq

Party of Jesus US Senator from Alaska Ted Stevens has been found GUILTY, not just of being a slimeball Republican fraudster, there are lots of those, no, this Republican felon got caught taking huge kickbacks from firms he was regulating.

The indictment charged that he received some $250,000 worth from a longtime friend, Bill Allen, the owner of a huge oil-services construction company, as well as a sled dog, an expensive massage chair and other items from other friends.

That's one Alaska Republican found guilty on ethics violations per week for the last 2 weeks. Some citizens may recall that Joe 6 Pack Soccer Mom $150,000 Wardrobe FemBush was also found guilty of ethics violations quite recently.

Jeebus must be very proud of his Family Values unethical Rethuglicans!

Book 'em, Danno!

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Amy Strozzi, the talented hair stylist responsible for maintaining the "just another soccer-mom with a $150,000 dollar wardrobe" look for Sarah FemBush Palin is receiving a higher rate of pay from the Party of Jesus than their foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann.

This is perfectly consistent with the general Republican philosophy of looking good to the voting public while screwing up royally behind the scenes.

Amy Strozzi, who works on the reality show "So You Think You Can Dance" and has been Palin's traveling stylist, was paid $22,800, according to campaign finance reports for the first two weeks in October. In contrast, McCain's foreign policy adviser, Randy Scheunemann, was paid $12,500, the report showed.

Vote Amy the makeup artist, vote Jesus!

Technorati Tags: Randy Scheunemann, FemBush, Sarah Palin, Soccer-Mom, Amy Strozzi, makeup, Republican, Rethuglican, Party of Jesus

It's well known that younger voters do not favor blithering idiots like Sarah Palin. So it is possible that a third grader was setting FemBush up when she was asked today about the duties of the Vice President of the United States. Predictably the response from the Jeebus loving moron was completely inconsistent with objective reality. A third grader asked Sarah Palin, “What does the Vice President do?”

Palin replied:

Aw, that’s something that Piper would ask me, as a second grader, also. That's a great question, Brandon, and a Vice President has a really great job, because no only are they there to support the President agenda, they're like a team member, the team mate to that President. But also, they're in charge of the United States Senate, so if they want to they can really get in there with the Senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom. And it's a great job and I look forward to having that job.

This clever little third grade student exposed FemBush as being completely ignorant of the US Consitution, but then both she and her husband pal around with secessionist terr'ists.

Stupid and pals around with terr'ists. She's got plenty of Jeebus though. Why do Sarah and Todd hate America?

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A member of the Party of Jesus faithful who practices the dogma of stealing from the poor to give to the rich has been arrested in California for committing voter fraud when registering himself as a California voter at an address where he once lived as a child. Using standard Party of Jesus lying technique, Mark Anthony Jacoby registered himself at his childhood home in Los Angeles, even though he no longer lives there. It is voter fraud to register if ineligible and perjury to provide false information on a voter registration card. Jacoby was charged with two counts of each relating to his 2006 and 2007 registration.

It appears Jacoby committed this crime to make his voter registration company eligible to conduct its fraudulent Republican-style business of deceit and manipulation in California. He has previously used Republican-style lies and deceit in Massachusetts.

Jacoby's firm was paid $7 to $12 by the CRP [California Republican Party a/k/a Party of Jesus] for each GOP voter registration signature, but dozens of voters who signed on said they were duped into registering as Republicans and thought they were signing a petition to toughen penalties against child molesters.

This same Party of Jesus criminal had previously been charged in a Jesus-based deceit scheme in Massachusetts in which voters were told a petition was related to sales of wine in supermarkets when in fact it was a Party of Jesus faith-based intolerance petition to deny equal rights under the law to certain citizens based on utterly ridiculous ancient tribal superstitions (holy homophobia).

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When you want lies wrapped in deceit, flavored with criminal intent, and sprinkled lightly with homophobia and jingoism, all dolled up in a pretty Jesus dress, the Party of Jesus is your political party.

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Formerly secret White House documents have revealed the fact that George Warcriminal Bush authorized the brutal form of torture called waterboarding in a written memo to CIA chief George Tenet in 2003. This should come as no great surprise to anyone, as former Bush White House lawyer and then later Attorney General Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzales had ordered up legal opinions pretending to justify this horrible crime.

Previously the United States of America has signed international treaties which explicitly outlaw this barbaric and disgusting practice.

Remember, the reason we are opposed to the bad guys is because the bad guys do bad things, like torturing people. If torturing people is bad when our enemies do it, it is still bad if we do it. It is also a well known fact that torture produces bad intelligence, when a criminal interrogator starts using immoral, unethical, and illegal techniques like torture their victim quickly decides to say whatever they think will get the torture to stop.

Once the filth currently disgracing the White House is gone, it would be good for our country if the criminals that have been tearing down the morality of this country were brought to justice. Not that this is likely to happen, but it certainly would be therapeutic for our national psyche and our reputation in the world.

Torturing prisoners is a war crime. The US Government prosecuted Japanese officers after World War II for torturing US prisoners using the very same exact waterboarding torture authorized by Our Glorious Christian Leader. Torture was illegal then, and since then the US has ratified a number of additional treaties against torture. In 1994 the US Congress ratified the UN Convention Against Torture. According to the US Constitution, when the Congress ratifies an international treaty that treaty becomes US law.

Among the war crimes of which George Warcriminal Bush is undeniably guilty is the illegal act of deporting persons to another country so that they may be tortured. The CIA, acting on orders from George Warcriminal Bush, has practiced rendition for torture on literally hundreds of victims of the US torture program.

George Warcriminal Bush also committed a war crime when he conspired with his cabinet to fool the American people into an unprovoked war of aggression based on a pack of lies. The Bush cabinet conspired to lie to the American people about Weapons of Mass Destruction they knew perfectly well did not exist. Their goal was to start a war of aggression against an innocent nation.

Conspiracy:

• a secret agreement between two or more people to perform an unlawful act
• a plot to carry out some harmful or illegal act (especially a political plot)
• a group of conspirators banded together to achieve some harmful or illegal purpose

Conspiracies to start a war are specifically defined as war crimes in the Nuremberg Principles, Article 6, a document primarily influenced by the US government after World War II.

Principle VI
The crimes hereinafter set out are punishable as crimes under international law:
(a) Crimes against peace:
(i) Planning, preparation, initiation or waging of a war of aggression or a war in violation of international treaties, agreements or assurances;
(ii) Participation in a common plan or conspiracy for the accomplishment of any of the acts mentioned under (i).
(b) War Crimes:
Violations of the laws or customs of war which include, but are not limited to, murder, ill-treatment or deportation of slave labor or for any other purpose of the civilian population of or in occupied territory; murder or ill-treatment of prisoners of war or persons on the Seas, killing of hostages, plunder of public or private property, wanton destruction of cities, towns, or villages, or devastation not justified by military necessity.
(c) Crimes against humanity:
Murder, extermination, enslavement, deportation and other inhumane acts done against any civilian population, or persecutions on political, racial, or religious grounds, when such acts are done or such persecutions are carried on in execution of or in connection with any crime against peace or any war crime.

There has never been a US President as horrible and as determined to do great harm as George Warcriminal Bush. He is the worst thing to happen to the United States since Pearl Harbor. We rebuke him and all of his evil faith-based deeds. Plus Jesus thinks he's a jerk.

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