Party of Jesus

A Party of Jesus State Senator from California, known to frequent gay bars in Sacramento, has been arrested on DUI charges after leaving a gay nightclub with another man, that, well you know, wink wink nudge nudge.

State Senator Roy Ashburn has always opposed gay rights. As a member of the Party of Jesus it is his religious duty to badmouth gays at every opportunity and to exploit the fear of homosexuality to win elections.

The mayor of West Sacramento, an out gay man elected by voters because he is honest, stated in front of TV cameras that he often sees anti-gay Senator Ashburn in gay bars in the company of gay men. Praise Jeebus!

Senator Ashburn, who enjoys the company of a certain sort of man, has always been an outspoken opponent of equal rights for gay men. He is a Roman Catholic, he votes against gay rights during the day and visits gay bars in the evenings. During his daytime career as a not-gay-at-all Party of Jesus legislator he has voted against a law recognizing same sex marriages and against a bill honoring Harvey Milk (source).

Until his DUI arrest with another man in the vehicle he had a talk radio program on a Kern County radio station, oddly since his bust the web link for details of his show produces a 404, not found error.

We expect Senator Ashburn will soon hold a press conference and announce “I am not gay, I never have been gay”, after all, he’s a Republican.

Party of Jesus US Congressman Steven King (Iowa -no relation to the author of the same name who is not a moron) has revealed the official Party of Jesus dogma that gay marriage is a purely socialist concept. No doubt his observation is based on the prolific writings of luminaries such as Karl Marx, Lenin, and Stalin promoting the Homosexual Agenda.

Or maybe it was that piece written by Satan recently in which he urged that taxes be raised on anyone opposing gay marriage and all of the proceeds derived should be used to fund elaborate wedding receptions with nearly nude teen boy dancers recruited by ACORN from Christian homeschooling families bursting from the wedding cakes with copies of Chairman Mao’s Red Book tucked in their skimpy thongs.

The Congressman clearly is on the side of Jesus in all matters of socio-economic philosophy since he said:

If there’s a push for a socialist society, a society where the foundations of individual rights and liberties are undermined and everybody is thrown together living collectively off one pot of resources earned by everyone, this is one of the goals they have to go through is same-sex marriage because it has to plow through marriage in order to get to their goal. Not only is it a radical social idea, it is a purely socialist concept in the final analysis.

Apparently socialism is what happens when Jeebus-brand morons don’t get their way, and if that young couple down the street is allowed to get married the ACORN trucks will pull up in front of Representative King’s residence and take away all of his worldly goods because socialism will have won and Christianity will be outlawed. Beware of slopes that are slippery!

Technorati Tags: Steven King, Iowa, Republican, Party of Jesus, Gay Marriage, Civil Rights, Equal Rights, ACORN, Socialism, Stoopit

Not content to let South Carolina and Nevada scoop all of the Family Values headlines Party of Jesus California Assemblyman Mike Duvall went public with his support for the Sanctity of Extra Marital Affairs in front of a live microphone back in July. Representing obscenely Republican Orange County the married California Assemblyman decided to rave about the hot sex he had with a pair of ladies in front of a live microphone. When it comes to preserving the Sanctity of Extra Marital Affairs there is simply no organization that even comes close to the holy, righteous, sanctimonious Party of Jesus!

Once the scandal hit the press his fellow Party of Jesus legislators turned on him as fast as they might be expected to vote against equal rights for homos.

It appears that one of the hot babes that Duvall was boning was a lobbyist representing a corporation whose business he was charged with regulating. Our guess is that you are just as surprised as we are that a Party of Jesus legislator would be fraternizing in intimate ways with a lobbyist representing a powerful corporation.

Family Values and the Sanctity of Extra Marital Affairs are both registered trademarks of the Party of Jesus, a corporate political party officially sanctioned by the best Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy of them all. For some reason Assemblyman Mike Duvall seems to have resigned.

(story)

Technorati Tags: Party of Jesus, Sanctity of Extra Marital Affairs, Family Values, Mike Duvall, Orange County, Republican

The Party of Jesus suffered yet another defeat today when a woman that is not even Caucasian was confirmed by the US Senate as the next justice to serve on the US Supreme Court. I mean, she’s not even white!

These are lean days for the Party of Jesus as they are forced, over and over again, to suffer defeat at the hands of an enemy that does not even use homophobia or fear tactics to whip up support from dumbasses.

Even with their armies of Limbaugh-loving thugs that recently disrupted Democratic House members in their home districts the Rethuglicans still don’t seem able to win at anything except disruption and the fear of a queer planet.

But really, it’s bad enough that they had to stomach having another woman on the court, one that is not even a millionaire, but a Hispanic woman? It’s no wonder their hero Limpblob is fit to be tied. It’s almost enough to make you feel sorry for the tools of big business and the Jeebus industry, not quite, but almost. Ok, not at all.

Technorati Tags: Sotomayor, Supreme Court, Hispanic woman, Party of Jesus, Republican, Rethuglican, racism, Limbaugh

Party of Jesus Tennessee Senator Paul Stanley, a Family Values™ anti-gay paragon of Jeebus-brand virtue, who has crusaded to ban gay adoption of children and who once said in public “When you’re married, there’s a commitment there” has resigned his seat in the Tennessee Senate after being exposed as a typical Party of Jesus anti-gay, moralistic, scheming, deceitful, lying hypocrite as well as a victim of attempted blackmail.

We’ve lost count recently on the number of Party of Jesus elected officials who campaign on a holier than fags ticket and then get caught with their dipstick in someone else’s engine block.

If there is a lesson that can be learned from the dozens of Republican sex scandals it is certainly that the people who do the most preaching about other people’s sex lives are the ones who are desperate to conceal something about themselves.

The holier than thou attitude of Party of Jesus fraudsters is really wearing thin among the voters. Even the most gullible of voters, sometimes called Christians, are beginning to realize that there is a clear dichotomy between what Party of Jesus legislators say everyone else should do and what they do themselves.

Stanley had been subjected to blackmail and extortion, and he did contact the police who witnessed a $10,000 payoff made in the darkness of a Tennessee back alley. Although the would-be extortionist was arrested in April of this year, the Party of Jesus holier than thou politician managed to keep the story out of the press until now.

As the Party of Jesus continues digging it’s grave we’ll be happy to stand by with refreshments to revitalize them in their efforts to expose their own deceit. Of course there will still be some voters who support the Party of Jesus because they wish to protect the Sanctity of Extra-Marital Affairs. We’re sure that Paul Stanley is so very much morally superior to the gay couples he has demonized in the past.

Party of Jesus Family Values politicians, it would seem, are even sleazier than your garden variety heathen politicians.

Let’s all pray for Party of Jesus Tennessee Senator Paul Stanley, after all, nothing fails like prayer.

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Recently the obviously insane Oklahoma Party of Jesus legislator Sally Kern sponsored a bigotry is morality proclamation, and in the process tried her dumbass darnedest to make it look like the official policy of the State of Oklahoma.

Being, as they are, pre-selected for extreme gullibility and the fervent desire to grant belief in the absence of evidence, the co-bigots who produce the Baptist Messenger jumped on the bandwagon and published Kern’s memo, which as usual blames Teh Gays for every problem in the known universe, and they published it with the Great Seal of the State of Oklahoma, also making it appear, falsely, that the Governor and the Oklahoma Secretary of State had signed the Kern creed of bigotry and Jeebus-brand intolerance. In fact Governor Brad Henry and Secretary of State Susan Savage are decent human beings with no interest in promoting bigotry and intolerance, and they had nothing to do with this Party of Jesus dogma.

Now the Baptist fundietards have been forced to issue a formal apology for their falsehood.

“In the July 16 Messenger, the graphic representation of the Oklahoma Citizen’s Proclamation for Morality was misleading, indicating that Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry and Secretary of State Susan Savage had signed the document. This is not the case, and the Messenger staff apologizes for the oversight and error.”

(story)

If they were not fundietards driven by a desperate need to be holier than somebody the Baptists might be able to learn from this experience and avoid Sally Kern in the future like the plague of stoopit that she is, but bigots of a feather do flock together. No doubt Oklahoma will provide us with more proof of the Sanctity of Stupidity fairly soon. Of course there are many decent, rational, educated people in Oklahoma too, like the Governor and the Secretary of State.

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About 20 years ago the Republican Party entered into the sacrament of Holy Marriage with the Religious Right, it was at this time that they became, for all practical purposes, the Party of Jesus. Today a very high percentage of elected Party of Jesus legislators are actively Bible thumping idiots, for example Sally Kern in Oklahoma and Michele Bachmann in Minnesota. These people are so completely driven by their Jeebus-brand Sanctity of Bigotry that they do not even realize how obvious is their insanity to rational, normal people.

More and more, as issues relating to civil rights and immigration are splashed across the headlines, the ultra-right wing loonies in the Party of Jesus open their mouths and destroy even more of the tiny bit of credibility still maintained by their wingnut political organization.

Of course the real, actual agenda of the Party of Jesus has always been to steal from the poor and give to the rich. Back, oh so many years ago, when they entered into a sacred union with the fundietards of America, the billionaires who actually run the party figured it would be great to sucker in a bunch of religious bigots who had already demonstrated their high degree of gullibility by ordering their lives around an ancient book of scrolls from a warring, genocidal, primitive middle-eastern tribe.

Time after time mega-rich Party of Jesus candidates have spooned out the bigotry during their campaigns, but failed to deliver the fag crushing blows they promised once they were elected. These are the original Republicans, the billionaires and the tools of the billionaires.

What the über-greedy, wealthy, traditional Republicans failed to anticipate was the way the bigots for Jeebus would infiltrate their organization and force it to become a political group of the bigots, by the bigots, and for the Holy Bigot Warriors of Jeebus.

Now we have a situation where it has become perfectly obvious to the rational majority of Americans that the Party of Jesus is really the Party of Nutjobs. And so, we believe, it is the end result of the marriage between billionaire manipulators and bigoted fools that has brought the Party of Jesus to its present day crisis. Perhaps they are reaping as they have sown.

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During debate on a bill that would make hate crimes out of violence against gays based on Jeebus-based bigotry like the kind the Party of Jesus peddles at every opportunity, North Carolina Congresswoman Virginia Foxx said out loud that Matthew Shepard was not killed because he was gay.

While Matthew’s mother Judy sat in the audience observing the debate in the US House of Representatives, the pious, faithful, Jeebus-loving Republican asserted that statements to the effect Matthew Shepard was killed as part of a gay bashing were a hoax.

She sure has got Teh Jeebus! What could be more pious than completely denying reality?

Technorati Tags: jeebus, Republican, denial, homophobia, matthew shepard, Judy Shepard, Republican lies

Five members of the US Congress were arrested at a demonstration in Washington DC outside the Sudanese Embassy. All of the congresspersons arrested were members of the Democratic party. (source)

You might wonder why it is that all of the congressional protesters arrested were Democrats while none of them belonged to the Party of Jesus.

We hope this blog post will help you to understand why none of the members of Congress arrested outside the Sudanese Embassy were members of the Party of Jesus.

Consider these facts:

1. The Holy Bible, an integral part of the Party of Jesus national political agenda, is full of examples of campaigns of genocide that were not only sanctioned by their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, but were specifically ordered by Him
2. Genocide in African nations does not raise taxes on billionaires, so there is no threat to the holiest of all Party of Jesus voters
3. The genocide in Darfur is part of a campaign of military activity, the default position of the Party of Jesus is always in favor of killing foreigners in their own country
4. The people being killed in Darfur are not wealthy Christian white people

Technorati Tags: Party of Jesus, Darfur, Sudan, Sudanese Embassy, Keith Ellison, Jim McGovern, John Lewis, Donna Edwards, Lynn Woolsey, genocide, racism, Republican Party, WWJK

Reality continues its relentless campaign of conflict with nearly everything that batshit crazy Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachman (Party of Jesus) says. Among her most recent pearls of Republican dogmatic anti-wisdom are such absolute ungems as:

• This country is running out of rich people (perhaps because of poor Party of Jesus vote counts?)
• ACORN is under federal indictment for voter fraud, the stimulus bill nevertheless gives ACORN $5 billion. (In the world of objective reality, ACORN is not under federal indictment and is not mentioned in the stimulus bill at all.)
• Many members of Congress have a real aversion to capitalism. (probably they are all Demoncrats)
• the stimulus bill includes a measure to create a “rationing board” for health care, and after the bill becomes law, “your doctor will no longer be able to make your healthcare decisions with you.” (Doctors are often able to treat paranoia these days)

Truly the Party of Jesus has now fully completed its transition into the party of Fundamentalist Nutjobs for Jeebus.

Technorati Tags: Michele Bachmann, Batshit Crazy, Party of Jesus, wingnut, paranoia, Republican, Minnesota