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Former US Secretary of State and Iraq War Salesman Colin Powell has gone on the attack against the racist, sexist, obese drug addict Rush Limpblob and former Vice President Darth Evil.

Mr. Powell, once a highly respected man before he joined the conspiracy to persuade the American people to support a war of aggression based on a pack of lies, seems intent on regaining some of his former status as a moderate, thoughtful and patriotic man. Limpblob and Evil are intent on maintaining the insanely jingoistic, militaristic, and xenophobic characteristics that became so deeply ingrained in the Party of Jesus during the 8 year reign of a Jesus-loving gang of war criminals.

As long as racist, hate mongering drug addicts and immensely evil war criminals continue as the public political face of Jesus in America rational and decent citizens will continue to flee the Party of Jesus in droves. So let’s all hope that Limpblob and Evil continue as the official spokespersons for war crimes, illegal wars, violations of international law and other official Party of Jesus policies.

Of course we do not mind if Republicans pray for a resurgence of their party, since nothing fails like prayer.

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The town of Tikrit in Iraq has erected a 6 foot memorial sculpture celebrating the journalist who threw his shoes at George Warcriminal Bush, the Party of Jesus war criminal and former President who did enormous damage for no good reason to Iraq and his own country.

The large copper coated shoe has a plastic bush inside for added comic relief. Artist Laith al-Amari says that his work was done in honor of Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the brave Iraqi journalist who expressed so dramatically the rage of a nation that was invaded based on a pack of lies.

Meanwhile in the United States columnist Joe Klein has suggested that we should create a statue in memory of the Party of Jesus decider who authorized torture. He suggested a statue of a hooded Abu Ghraib prisoner being forced to stand in one of the stress positions authorized by our former War Criminal President.

We’re happy to see the worst President in US history out of Washington. We hope that he will continue to be reviled and shamed as our great nation recovers from 8 years of Party of Jesus faith-based idiocy.

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A study conducted by the United States Senate has found that George Warcriminal Bush is responsible for the reprehensible, illegal, immoral, despicable war crimes of torture he authorized and ordered through his fellow war criminal Donald “Death Star” Rumsfeld.

The Senate Armed Services Committee report concludes that harsh interrogation techniques used by the CIA and the U.S. military were directly adapted from the training techniques used to prepare special forces personnel to resist interrogation by enemies that torture and abuse prisoners. The techniques included forced nudity, painful stress positions, sleep deprivation, and until 2003, waterboarding, a form of simulated drowning.

 
This is not a study by some liberal, left wing, tree hugging peacenik group, this is the US Senate. They have found that our slimebag dirtball Warcriminal in Chief is responsible for the extremely reprehensible crimes he directed to occur.

Next we want to see a schedule for war crimes trials. The preceding 8 years of national shame and economic decline have been brought to you by the Party of Jesus – killing foreigners and bashing fags.

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Formerly secret White House documents have revealed the fact that George Warcriminal Bush authorized the brutal form of torture called waterboarding in a written memo to CIA chief George Tenet in 2003. This should come as no great surprise to anyone, as former Bush White House lawyer and then later Attorney General Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales had ordered up legal opinions pretending to justify this horrible crime.

Previously the United States of America has signed international treaties which explicitly outlaw this barbaric and disgusting practice.

Remember, the reason we are opposed to the bad guys is because the bad guys do bad things, like torturing people. If torturing people is bad when our enemies do it, it is still bad if we do it. It is also a well known fact that torture produces bad intelligence, when a criminal interrogator starts using immoral, unethical, and illegal techniques like torture their victim quickly decides to say whatever they think will get the torture to stop.

Once the filth currently disgracing the White House is gone, it would be good for our country if the criminals that have been tearing down the morality of this country were brought to justice. Not that this is likely to happen, but it certainly would be therapeutic for our national psyche and our reputation in the world.

Torturing prisoners is a war crime. The US Government prosecuted Japanese officers after World War II for torturing US prisoners using the very same exact waterboarding torture authorized by Our Glorious Christian Leader. Torture was illegal then, and since then the US has ratified a number of additional treaties against torture. In 1994 the US Congress ratified the UN Convention Against Torture. According to the US Constitution, when the Congress ratifies an international treaty that treaty becomes US law.

Among the war crimes of which George Warcriminal Bush is undeniably guilty is the illegal act of deporting persons to another country so that they may be tortured. The CIA, acting on orders from George Warcriminal Bush, has practiced rendition for torture on literally hundreds of victims of the US torture program.

George Warcriminal Bush also committed a war crime when he conspired with his cabinet to fool the American people into an unprovoked war of aggression based on a pack of lies. The Bush cabinet conspired to lie to the American people about Weapons of Mass Destruction they knew perfectly well did not exist. Their goal was to start a war of aggression against an innocent nation.

Conspiracy:

• a secret agreement between two or more people to perform an unlawful act
• a plot to carry out some harmful or illegal act (especially a political plot)
• a group of conspirators banded together to achieve some harmful or illegal purpose

Conspiracies to start a war are specifically defined as war crimes in the Nuremberg Principles, Article 6, a document primarily influenced by the US government after World War II.

Principle VI
The crimes hereinafter set out are punishable as crimes under international law:
(a) Crimes against peace:
(i) Planning, preparation, initiation or waging of a war of aggression or a war in violation of international treaties, agreements or assurances;
(ii) Participation in a common plan or conspiracy for the accomplishment of any of the acts mentioned under (i).
(b) War Crimes:
Violations of the laws or customs of war which include, but are not limited to, murder, ill-treatment or deportation of slave labor or for any other purpose of the civilian population of or in occupied territory; murder or ill-treatment of prisoners of war or persons on the Seas, killing of hostages, plunder of public or private property, wanton destruction of cities, towns, or villages, or devastation not justified by military necessity.
(c) Crimes against humanity:
Murder, extermination, enslavement, deportation and other inhumane acts done against any civilian population, or persecutions on political, racial, or religious grounds, when such acts are done or such persecutions are carried on in execution of or in connection with any crime against peace or any war crime.

There has never been a US President as horrible and as determined to do great harm as George Warcriminal Bush. He is the worst thing to happen to the United States since Pearl Harbor. We rebuke him and all of his evil faith-based deeds. Plus Jesus thinks he’s a jerk.

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Doctors who have examined 11 victims who have been released from the US Concentration Camp and Torture Facility at Guantanamo Bay have found that each of the 11 former torture victims has suffered permanent harm from the illegal, immoral, and unjust war crimes ordered by Our Glorious Christian Leader. (Reuters)

“The evaluations provide evidence of violation of criminal laws prohibiting torture and of the commission of war crimes by U.S. personnel,” said the report by the Cambridge, Mass.-based Physicians for Human Rights.

In addition, 3 former US Interrogators previously ordered to conduct illegal, immoral and unethical torture spoke out recently about these war crimes:

Also on Wednesday, three former U.S. interrogators told a seminar that abusive techniques were counterproductive and urged that they be banned. “These coercive techniques are not working,” Joe Navarro, a former senior FBI interrogator, said at an event hosted by the Center for Strategic and International Studies and Human Rights First.

Numerous investigations have found that these war crimes were a result of direct orders from Our Glorious Christian Leader.

An investigation by the Senate Armed Services Committee, now partly concluded, already has gone a long way toward explaining the decision to place the United States among the world’s pariah states. In a statement delivered Tuesday, committee Chairman Carl M. Levin (D-Mich.) said: “Some have suggested that detainee abuses committed by U.S. personnel at Abu Ghraib in Iraq and at Guantanamo were the result of a ‘few bad apples’ acting on their own. It would be a lot easier to accept if that were true.” In fact, Levin said, senior U.S. officials “sought out information on aggressive [interrogation] techniques, twisted the law to create the appearance of their legality and authorized their use against detainees.”

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We first reported on US torture of prisoners of war in January 2005, three and a half years ago when firms associated with the Party of Jesus were exposed for conducting torture as proxies for the US government. These firms committing war crimes were rewarded with bigger contracts.

If you want 4 more years of war crimes, vote Party of Jesus.

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Even before the Abu Ghraib torture multimedia circus broke, the FBI knew that Our Glorious Christian Leader was conducting illegal, immoral, unethical war crimes against prisoners in various concentration camps and torture facilities. Our faith-based moron President was not only well aware of these despicable crimes, he was the author of these policies.

Reports that Guantanamo detainees were being subjected to extreme temperatures, religious abuses and nude interrogation were conveyed at White House meetings of senior officials in 2003, yet these questionable tactics remained in use, a lengthy report by the Justice Department’s inspector general concluded.

One FBI report mentions that former US Attorney General John Ashcroft personally spoke about his concerns over this illegal, immoral, Party of Jesus torture dogma with Co-Conspirator Rice, a lady who helped bring you the trumped up and completely fictitious fear of Iraqi Nukular weapons to pre-justify these crimes.

Read more about the futile efforts of the FBI to try to get Our Glorious Christian Leader to stop the torture here, here, here, here, here, and here.

It is no longer sufficient to play word games, or to rely on make-believe legal opinions from known liars like Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales. It is time to start putting criminals on trial. Maybe they could serve out their sentences in a quaint prison facility in Geneva. Or should we continue to protect the Party of Jesus Sanctity of Torture?

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With the joyous celebration of the Party of Jesus National Convention not far in the future now, most have concluded that Senator McBush, a strong supporter of our faith-based invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies, is the certain and definite candidate.

There will be much to celebrate this year. The bulk of the wealth in the country has now been transferred from the poor, who are known to squander their money on things like food and shelter, over to the filthy rich billionaires who vote Party of Jesus and manufacture our Christian weapons of mass destruction.

And in the Middle East our successes continue to multiply, each victory virtually assuring the next. Over a million Iraqi’s are no longer effective as terr’ists, since they are now dead. Shame about the straight to hell part. It’s a good thing we killed them before they could use all of those manned and unmanned aerial vehicles.

And the war itself is producing huge profits in San Diego as it blossoms and brings forth the true fruit of our efforts in Iraq. The Mission continues to have been accomplished over 5 years ago, and only thousands of US soldiers have been killed since our stunning victory in 2003.

All of Saddam’s nukular weapons were found exactly where Colin Powell said they were in his fact-filled presentation at the UN. It’s no wonder, since Colin Powell would never lie, let alone participate in a conspiracy to start a war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies, for example:

Saddam Hussein has held numerous meetings with Iraqi nukular scientists, a group he calls his “nukular mujahideen” — his nukular holy warriors. (Our Glorious Christian Leader)

Fortunately US troops were able to locate all 4,631 of Saddam’s nukular weapons, most of which he had hidden in the baby bottles of Iraqi infants. We also recovered 8,063 of his manned and unmanned aerial vehicles, some of which had a 30″ wingspan and were capable of flying 5,000 miles on an ounce of Satanic Iraqi oil.

But really the best part of our glorious war effort is the millions of Iraqi citizens who have embraced Jesus as their personal savior and adopted lives of peace, inspired by the example of Our Glorious Christian Leader and his efforts to spread God’s Love and depleted uranium munitions throughout the world.

So the Party of Jesus has a solid record of success, no doubt assisted by the most powerful deity in the universe, and their reputation for truth telling and factual accuracy is completely unimpeachable.

Many Iraqi citizens, formerly subject to torture by a brutal regime, are now free to enjoy democratically applied torture, a vast improvement in both style and technique. Nobody in Iraq need worry that they will be denied access to torture or false imprisonment because of their race, nationality, or political affiliation.

But what is up lately with Senator McBush? It seems he accidentally let loose something I thought we were not going to talk about IN PUBLIC! I’m certain that no executives from Shell, Mobil, or any other patriotic war profiteering oil company gave him permission to say that we went to Iraq for oil! If Senator McBush is suffering from some sort of a weird honesty compulsion maybe he is not suitable to run the world’s largest corporate government. So the Party of Jesus could be forced to reveal the real power behind the world’s most successful war machine, and just run Jesus directly for President. I mean, talk about patriotic, he already died on the cross once to preserve the American way of life, so he is obviously not some kind of a Demoncrat.

I say cut to the chase, put Patriotic Jesus on the ticket.

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It was 5 years ago today that Our Glorious Christian Leader announced our total victory in Iraq.  
Despite the dangers in the Pacific ocean just a few miles off the US coast, Our Glorious Christian Leader boldly flew in a fighter jet, landed on a carrier, and pronounced his unfettered and nearly delirious joy at our total victory over the people that had the nerve to live in their own country.

And remember, whatever we said was the reason to invade this nearly unarmed country, once it is exposed as a pack of lies sold to the sheeple by a conspiring gang of warmongering liars, that was not the real reason.

Prolly we invaded Iraq because Saddam was torturing his people. Everybody knows that any national leader that authorizes torture must be deposed and tried for war crimes. Torturing people is illegal, immoral, unethical, disgraceful and a waste of time. But punishing people for ordering torture is really cool.

We feel certain that Our Glorious Christian Leader, who invaded Iraq because Saddam was torturing people, is strongly opposed to torture because it is immoral, unethical and illegal. That is why he was so excited 5 years ago today when he announced our total victory. I’m sure Jesus is very proud, because Our Glorious Christian Leader not only won the war, he also stamped out torture.

Thank goodness for Christian leaders!

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The Demoncratic former US President, Jimmy Carter is well known for a faux style of Christianity that includes building houses for the poor and efforts to promote peace. Instead of bombing oil-rich countries and then invading them like Our Glorious Christian Leader, he tries to end armed struggles. And instead of protecting the rights of wealthy arms merchants and filthy rich oil magnates, President Carter is concerned for the less fortunate. He hardly ever condemns gays either. What is up with this guy?

When you consider the style of faux Christianity displayed by this Demoncrat ex-President it is no wonder he would go public with a story about the US torturing prisoners, but notice that he fails to mention that none of these tortured prisoners are Christians. I mean, sure, we do not torture registered Republicans that drive Cadillac SUVs to church on Sunday, the people we torture are just people we do not like. And if we do not like them, then it is obvious that they are bad people. And besides, these people are either foreigners or liberals, so what is all of the fuss about? Let’s hope that if Alberto Torture Time Gonzales was still the Attorney General he would be rolling over in his grave.

It is no surprise that President Carter is not a member of the Party of Jesus.

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