Party of Jesus

Party of Jesus US Senator from Alaska Ted Stevens has been found GUILTY, not just of being a slimeball Republican fraudster, there are lots of those, no, this Republican felon got caught taking huge kickbacks from firms he was regulating.

The indictment charged that he received some $250,000 worth from a longtime friend, Bill Allen, the owner of a huge oil-services construction company, as well as a sled dog, an expensive massage chair and other items from other friends.

That's one Alaska Republican found guilty on ethics violations per week for the last 2 weeks. Some citizens may recall that Joe 6 Pack Soccer Mom $150,000 Wardrobe FemBush was also found guilty of ethics violations quite recently.

Jeebus must be very proud of his Family Values unethical Rethuglicans!

Book 'em, Danno!

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Amy Strozzi, the talented hair stylist responsible for maintaining the "just another soccer-mom with a $150,000 dollar wardrobe" look for Sarah FemBush Palin is receiving a higher rate of pay from the Party of Jesus than their foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann.

This is perfectly consistent with the general Republican philosophy of looking good to the voting public while screwing up royally behind the scenes.

Amy Strozzi, who works on the reality show "So You Think You Can Dance" and has been Palin's traveling stylist, was paid $22,800, according to campaign finance reports for the first two weeks in October. In contrast, McCain's foreign policy adviser, Randy Scheunemann, was paid $12,500, the report showed.

Vote Amy the makeup artist, vote Jesus!

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Today we learned that for the small sum of $150,000 dollars you can put lipstick on a moron, unfortunately she will still be so stupid that a third grader can stump her.

It seems that the campaign staff of Arizona Senator and Presidential candidate John McBush spent at least $150,000 for clothing and fashion accessories for the entire moose hunting, Alaska secessionist, out of wedlock teenage mother family of Sarah "FemBush" Palin. After all that money she is still an idiot.

After the Party of Jesus goes down like a lead balloon in less than 2 more weeks, do you suppose Sarah will ask if she can still keep the clothes? (story)

Someone should ask Senator McBush about this so that he will have a chance to say something stupid.

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George Warcriminal Bush Administration Party of Jesus flunkies have been raping the taxpayers through the Department of the Interior by taking drugs, sex, and illegal Party of Jesus brand bribes from oil companies with whom they do official business. Ask us if we are surprised.

Investigators from the Inspectors Generals office of the Interior Department found this in their own department, it was not the east coast liberal press exposing this Party of Jesus criminal activity, it was their own organization.

If you want 4 more years of high level crime, illegal wars, torture, and tax breaks for bloated oil companies, be sure to vote McBush/Jesus Girl.

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Who could have ever guessed that a Party of Jesus US Senator would be caught taking money on the down low from a oil company? I'm so, um, surprised?

Alaska Senator Ted Stevens voted against equal rights for gay Alaskans when he supported the utterly hopeless Jesus-Brand Anti-Gay Marriage US Constitutional Amendment, but according to the charges filed yesterday he thinks that Republican Legislators should have Special Rights® to accept a quarter of a million dollars worth of presents from oil companies affected by his Senate votes. Years ago this type of bribery was called a bribe, but to current day Party of Jesus legislators this is just an "enhanced campaign contribution".

Ted scored $250,000 worth of freebie home renovations, an expensive Land Rover for his daughter, and maybe he also pushed through some fishing legislation that directly benefited his son.

But the most shocking part is that in an oil rich state with lots of oil and oil companies and oil exports a Party of Jesus Senator took "enhanced campaign contributions" from an oil company.

If I did not know any better, I might think that the Party of Jesus was really just some sort of a sanctimonious and hypocritical front for a bunch of greedy me first liars that only want to rape the US economy to fill the pockets of their wealthy CEO pals. But heck, what do I know?

Looks like Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzales did not get rid of all of the honest employees in the Justice Department.

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