Party of Jesus

A Jeebus loving supporter of California Proposition H8te, which would inject Jeebus-brand bigotry directly into the California Constitution has compared the equal rights for all citizens brought about by gay marriage to the rise of Nazi Germany. Listen to this Jeebus boy conflate fascism with equal rights for all citizens.

Jeebus uber alles!

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Bigots from an umbrella group of Jeebus-based homophobes promoting anti-gay bigotry in California, have sent threatening letters to a list of corporations that have donated to groups promoting equal rights for all citizens, demanding money or else they will be exposed as being opposed to Jeebus-based bigotry.

The Christian homophobes at ProtectMarriage.com identified corporations such as Pacific Gas & Electric, Levi Strauss and AT&T that have contributed to Equality California and they are demanding that they receive equal funding or else Jeebus will get very upset, and as official representatives of Jeebus the bigots will expose them for their shameful lack of bigotry.

“Make a donation of a like amount to ProtectMarriage.com which will help us correct this error,” reads the letter. “Were you to elect not to donate comparably, it would be a clear indication that you are in opposition to traditional marriage. … The names of any companies and organizations that choose not to donate in like manner to ProtectMarriage.com but have given to Equality California will be published.”

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Of course the pending defeat of their homophobic trash amendment will do nothing to calm these hate-obsessed bigots. They will continue to imagine and falsely claim that Jeebus is on their side.

So, who do you think Jeebus would extort, if there was a Jeebus?

PS: Get your official Jeebus merchandise at Jeebus.biz, it’s a pro-homo website!

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It was 5 years ago today that Our Glorious Christian Leader announced our total victory in Iraq.  
Despite the dangers in the Pacific ocean just a few miles off the US coast, Our Glorious Christian Leader boldly flew in a fighter jet, landed on a carrier, and pronounced his unfettered and nearly delirious joy at our total victory over the people that had the nerve to live in their own country.

And remember, whatever we said was the reason to invade this nearly unarmed country, once it is exposed as a pack of lies sold to the sheeple by a conspiring gang of warmongering liars, that was not the real reason.

Prolly we invaded Iraq because Saddam was torturing his people. Everybody knows that any national leader that authorizes torture must be deposed and tried for war crimes. Torturing people is illegal, immoral, unethical, disgraceful and a waste of time. But punishing people for ordering torture is really cool.

We feel certain that Our Glorious Christian Leader, who invaded Iraq because Saddam was torturing people, is strongly opposed to torture because it is immoral, unethical and illegal. That is why he was so excited 5 years ago today when he announced our total victory. I’m sure Jesus is very proud, because Our Glorious Christian Leader not only won the war, he also stamped out torture.

Thank goodness for Christian leaders!

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In the ongoing struggle to lock down the Jesus-based intolerant Fundamentalist vote, Mitt Magic Underwear Romney is now buying advertising time in Iowa to position himself as the homophobe of homophobes. He hates fags more than anybody!

With over 100,000 dead in Iraq, a terribly unpopular war that is costing 10 billion dollars a month, and over 3,700 dead US soldiers who died for Hunt Oil profits, Magic Underwear Mitt knows that gay marriage is the most important issue facing Americans that any Party of Jesus candidate wishes to discuss.

Mitt does not seem too worried about spending 10 billion dollars a month to prop up a 4 year old pack of lies. He is not often photographed attending the funerals of US military personnell that died supporting the oil profits of a major Party of Jesus contributor. As a candidate for the holiest political position in the Party of Jesus, Mitt just wants to focus on the Fear of a Queer Planet. Praise Him!

Mitt does not want to talk about former Fed Reserve Bank Chairman Alan Greenspan, who admitted that the Iraq war is all about the oil. Mitt wants to talk about Adam and Steve.

Help preserve the Sanctity of Magic Underwear, Vote Bigotry, Vote Jesus! Pay no attention to those oil companies making fortunes in Iraq.

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On May 1, 2007 Party of Jesus faithful gathered nationwide to celebrate the 4 year anniversary of our Total Victory over the forces of evil that placed all that oil underneath the heathen sands of Iraq. We liberated all of their oil wells, and did away with those pesky oil meters.

In celebration of Jesus’ great victory against the unarmed citizens of Iraq, the poet Steven Connell offers this video prayer of thanksgiving to Our Glorious Christian Leader.

No women or children were harmed in posting this blog entry.

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A group of several fake Christians betrayed their country on Friday, March 16th 2007 by demonstrating and marching in supposed opposition to Our Glorious Christian Leader and his peaceful efforts in Iraq.
Do not be deceived by these librul shamsters that claim to be Christians, most of them were not even armed, and they did not identify the homosexuals responsible for organizing this so-called homo agenda demonstration.

The librul press was there, cameras in hand, taking every chance they could get to oppose the will and the spiritual guidance of Our Glorious Christian Leader.

The Secret Service had already moved Our Glorious Christian Leader to a safe haven at Camp David so that he would not be forced to witness this shameful rejection of his peace-loving and fact-based policies of invading nukular terr’ist nations with lots and lots of yellow cake being prepared for a gala Osama bin Hussein terr’ist birthday party.

Party of Jesus clergyman will be re-sanctifying the White House sidewalk areas this weekend to drive out the demonic forces of pacifist librul fake Christian agents of Satan left behind by these terr’ist lovers.

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A leading Party of Jesus theologian who doubles as the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff has offered a teaching on the subject of morality. All Americans realize that the Party of Jesus is their best source for moral guidance, at least during commercials on Fox News. Or is that the programming?

The people of America were glad to hear the pronouncement on morality today that was offered by the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Marine Gen. Peter Pace.

“I believe homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts,” Pace said.

Pace did not comment on the morality of dropping bombs from an altitude of 35,000 feet on a civilian population. He said nothing about whether it is naughty or nice to randomly imprison civilians with no charges and torture them mercilessly until they die or become boring. He did not indicate whether he approves or disapproves of the idea of invading a nearly defenseless foreign country based entirely on a pack of lies.

Gotta watch those queers though.

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Revealing once again their satanic plans to promote the homo agenda, Congressional Demoncrats are trying to slip immoral uses of taxpayer money into pending legislation in defiance of Our Glorious Christian Leader.

Promoting their librul agenda, the Demoncrats have modified a bill to originally intended to provide money for more patriotic killing of foreigners in their own country by injecting funds allocations for typical librul causes like farms, flu preparedness, New Orleans levees, home heating and other librul causes.

The Party of Jesus is doing God’s work by sending more soldiers, guns, and death to Iraq in order to stop Saddam Hussein from rising from the grave again. But these librul servants of darkness are only concerned with their pet causes like food, medical care, and saving lives. Faithful members of the Party of Jesus and the grateful nation they protect fully realize that if we don’t keep up the killing in Iraq there will soon be nukular weapons being dropped on every American city by the terr’ist air force.

If these librul Demoncrats get their way all the money that could otherwise be funneled to God-Fearing war industry executives will end up being wasted by saving the lives of useless poor Americans who don’t even have stock options on Lockheed Martin.

Show your support and your patriotism by forcing your congressional representatives to follow the will of the people, and keep spending 80% of our national budget on our important exports like bombs, tanks, humvees and death and other Family Values. Just say NO to Demoncrats. Jesus naturally supports the Party of Jesus, and the Party of Jesus exports death because it is Jesus’ will.

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