Party of Jesus

The man who invented, deceived, sold, and directed billions of war profit dollars from the illegal, immoral, unethical, unnecessary, unwise and unfinished war of imperialist aggression against the innocent civilian population of Iraq; sending huge profits to his death/kill industry pals, Darth Cheney, has endorsed the dementia-suffering Senior Senile Senator from Arizona to figurehead the 3rd Bush crime family term.

I'm sure Darth likes the Senior Senile Senator's empty headed running mate too. Darth loves working with idiots.

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Amy Strozzi, the talented hair stylist responsible for maintaining the "just another soccer-mom with a $150,000 dollar wardrobe" look for Sarah FemBush Palin is receiving a higher rate of pay from the Party of Jesus than their foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann.

This is perfectly consistent with the general Republican philosophy of looking good to the voting public while screwing up royally behind the scenes.

Amy Strozzi, who works on the reality show "So You Think You Can Dance" and has been Palin's traveling stylist, was paid $22,800, according to campaign finance reports for the first two weeks in October. In contrast, McCain's foreign policy adviser, Randy Scheunemann, was paid $12,500, the report showed.

Vote Amy the makeup artist, vote Jesus!

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Expressing her fervent belief in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy who is a Patriotic American Republican Saviour, uber-moron Sarah Palin announced today that she is "putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4."

Does this mean that the idiot is going to shut up now? Or will she keep exposing the idiocy of the Fundamentalist base of the Party of Jesus for whom she is a pinup gal?

Calling for a US Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage, an event as likely to happen as her getting a clue, she predicted that Senator McBush would do Jeebus' will if the election results could be manipulated a la Florida and Ohio.

Speaking with James Dobson of Fascists for the Fatherland Family, Sarah was upbeat about predictions of an impending ass whoopin' for the Rethuglicans.

Palin thanked Dobson and supporters for their prayers and — when Dobson inquired about the importance of faith in her life — said: "It is my foundation, yes, my Christian faith is."
She also used terms like "prayer warrior" and "intercession" — words that might be unknown to the average listener but are common vocabulary in Pentecostal Christianity. Palin spent 20 years in a Pentecostal Assemblies of God Church, but she usually refers to her faith generically as Christian, not even evangelical.

Keep praying Sarah, because if there is one fact known for sure about your religious delusions, it is that nothing fails like prayer.

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Today we learned that for the small sum of $150,000 dollars you can put lipstick on a moron, unfortunately she will still be so stupid that a third grader can stump her.

It seems that the campaign staff of Arizona Senator and Presidential candidate John McBush spent at least $150,000 for clothing and fashion accessories for the entire moose hunting, Alaska secessionist, out of wedlock teenage mother family of Sarah "FemBush" Palin. After all that money she is still an idiot.

After the Party of Jesus goes down like a lead balloon in less than 2 more weeks, do you suppose Sarah will ask if she can still keep the clothes? (story)

Someone should ask Senator McBush about this so that he will have a chance to say something stupid.

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While FemBush and Senator McBush continue to lie about Obama having ties to a terrist, the Party of Jesus continues to support a man that killed 76 people by blowing up an airplane. Of course, he was working for the CIA and the airplane was heading to a communist country. (link)

The right wing anti-communist terrist Eduardo Arocena is in jail serving a sentence for his 32 bombings and 2 murders. Senator McBush has been palling around with his terrist friends, even hugging a known terrist. (video)

Senator McBush and his mentor Senator Joe Liebermann are both on record as advocating the release from prison of the right-wing terrist Arocena.

Arocena’s Connection to McCain: Anti-Castro activist Roberto Martin Perez appeared in a McCain ad and is one of the chief proponents of freeing Eduardo Arocena. Senator Joe Lieberman, a close friend of McCain, advocates the release of Arocena. As we reported two weeks ago, many are hoping that George Bush will pardon Arocena at the end of his term.

Senator Obama was 8 years old when Bill Ayers was a terrist. When Senator Obama served on the board of a charity where Bill Ayers was also present, there were Republican legislators on the same board. FemBush never mentions this when she is lying to Joe Sixpack.

Obviously the Party of Jesus does not want to talk about Senator McBush having a long record of deregulating the financial industry. They would rather trump up lies to distract the voters from the real issues.

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One of the central tenets of Party of Jesus dogma is the fact that teh gays is bad people. After all, how can we have a culture war without bad people as enemies. The anti-gay dogma of the Party of Jesus is extremely important, far more important than some might imagine because it serves as a vital distraction from wars of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies.

So it was perfectly within Party of Jesus political guidelines when Sarah Palin's Jesus-brand church tried to have a very disturbing book banned from the public library. This is why Senator McBush is defending her.

The Rev. Howard Bess, a liberal Christian preacher in the nearby town of Palmer, said the church Palin and her family attended until 2002, the Wasilla Assembly of God, was pushing to remove his book [Pastor I am Gay] from local bookstores.

(link) (Book at Amazon)

It seems that this so-called pastor, who claims to be a Christian, had written a book criticizing Party of Jesus style homophobic diatribes and legislative campaigns to demonize, marginalize, victimize, and deny equal rights under the law to homosexuals. Yet this man claims to be a Christian! Naturally this book should be banned, it fails to include Party of Jesus dogma!

Obviously if the Party of Jesus were to let up on homophobic propaganda and anti-gay slander the voters might be distracted by less important issues, like the collapse of our economy, hundreds of millions of earmark dollars requested by Sarah Palin, enormous taxpayer funded tribute payments to profit bloated huge oil corporations, needless wars sold to an unsuspecting nation by a conspiracy to use a pack of lies to justify an illegal invasion, torture, illegal detention of prisoners, rendition, millions of homeowners being swindled by mortgage lenders, and other less important issues.

After all, Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press belong to the narrow minded Fundamentalist religious groups that seize control of the government. We would not want people visiting a public library to be able to just pick up and start reading any book they wanted to read.

Praise Him!

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With the joyous celebration of the Party of Jesus National Convention not far in the future now, most have concluded that Senator McBush, a strong supporter of our faith-based invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies, is the certain and definite candidate.

There will be much to celebrate this year. The bulk of the wealth in the country has now been transferred from the poor, who are known to squander their money on things like food and shelter, over to the filthy rich billionaires who vote Party of Jesus and manufacture our Christian weapons of mass destruction.

And in the Middle East our successes continue to multiply, each victory virtually assuring the next. Over a million Iraqi's are no longer effective as terr'ists, since they are now dead. Shame about the straight to hell part. It's a good thing we killed them before they could use all of those manned and unmanned aerial vehicles.

And the war itself is producing huge profits in San Diego as it blossoms and brings forth the true fruit of our efforts in Iraq. The Mission continues to have been accomplished over 5 years ago, and only thousands of US soldiers have been killed since our stunning victory in 2003.

All of Saddam's nukular weapons were found exactly where Colin Powell said they were in his fact-filled presentation at the UN. It's no wonder, since Colin Powell would never lie, let alone participate in a conspiracy to start a war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies, for example:

Saddam Hussein has held numerous meetings with Iraqi nukular scientists, a group he calls his "nukular mujahideen" -- his nukular holy warriors. (Our Glorious Christian Leader)

Fortunately US troops were able to locate all 4,631 of Saddam's nukular weapons, most of which he had hidden in the baby bottles of Iraqi infants. We also recovered 8,063 of his manned and unmanned aerial vehicles, some of which had a 30" wingspan and were capable of flying 5,000 miles on an ounce of Satanic Iraqi oil.

But really the best part of our glorious war effort is the millions of Iraqi citizens who have embraced Jesus as their personal savior and adopted lives of peace, inspired by the example of Our Glorious Christian Leader and his efforts to spread God's Love and depleted uranium munitions throughout the world.

So the Party of Jesus has a solid record of success, no doubt assisted by the most powerful deity in the universe, and their reputation for truth telling and factual accuracy is completely unimpeachable.

Many Iraqi citizens, formerly subject to torture by a brutal regime, are now free to enjoy democratically applied torture, a vast improvement in both style and technique. Nobody in Iraq need worry that they will be denied access to torture or false imprisonment because of their race, nationality, or political affiliation.

But what is up lately with Senator McBush? It seems he accidentally let loose something I thought we were not going to talk about IN PUBLIC! I'm certain that no executives from Shell, Mobil, or any other patriotic war profiteering oil company gave him permission to say that we went to Iraq for oil! If Senator McBush is suffering from some sort of a weird honesty compulsion maybe he is not suitable to run the world's largest corporate government. So the Party of Jesus could be forced to reveal the real power behind the world's most successful war machine, and just run Jesus directly for President. I mean, talk about patriotic, he already died on the cross once to preserve the American way of life, so he is obviously not some kind of a Demoncrat.

I say cut to the chase, put Patriotic Jesus on the ticket.

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