Party of Jesus

A group of several fake Christians betrayed their country on Friday, March 16th 2007 by demonstrating and marching in supposed opposition to Our Glorious Christian Leader and his peaceful efforts in Iraq.
Do not be deceived by these librul shamsters that claim to be Christians, most of them were not even armed, and they did not identify the homosexuals responsible for organizing this so-called homo agenda demonstration.

The librul press was there, cameras in hand, taking every chance they could get to oppose the will and the spiritual guidance of Our Glorious Christian Leader.

The Secret Service had already moved Our Glorious Christian Leader to a safe haven at Camp David so that he would not be forced to witness this shameful rejection of his peace-loving and fact-based policies of invading nukular terr’ist nations with lots and lots of yellow cake being prepared for a gala Osama bin Hussein terr’ist birthday party.

Party of Jesus clergyman will be re-sanctifying the White House sidewalk areas this weekend to drive out the demonic forces of pacifist librul fake Christian agents of Satan left behind by these terr’ist lovers.

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A leading Party of Jesus theologian who doubles as the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff has offered a teaching on the subject of morality. All Americans realize that the Party of Jesus is their best source for moral guidance, at least during commercials on Fox News. Or is that the programming?

The people of America were glad to hear the pronouncement on morality today that was offered by the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Marine Gen. Peter Pace.

“I believe homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts,” Pace said.

Pace did not comment on the morality of dropping bombs from an altitude of 35,000 feet on a civilian population. He said nothing about whether it is naughty or nice to randomly imprison civilians with no charges and torture them mercilessly until they die or become boring. He did not indicate whether he approves or disapproves of the idea of invading a nearly defenseless foreign country based entirely on a pack of lies.

Gotta watch those queers though.

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