Tennessee Legislator Seeks To Legislate Creation Story
Demonstrating the unmistakably pious attitude of any Party of Jesus legislator, State Sen. Raymond Finney (Party of Jesus) 
has introduced legislation that would formally request an answer from Education Commissioner Lana Seivers as to whether or not an Invisible Bearded Sky Daddy actually created the Universe so that everyone could vote for the Party of Jesus.
The Senator is the son of two deceased Tennessee school teachers, so he is well aware of the satanic plots of the Scientific Lifestyle. He supports Intellijint Desine, and he wants answers from Education Commissioner Lana Seivers about why the Book of Genesis is not being taught in Science Classes in the world famous and intellectually advanced Tennessee Publik Skool Systum.
We have been unable to determine how many cars are jacked up on cinder blocks in front of the Senator’s mobile home, but the median figure for all Tennessee residences is 3.1 vehicles, of which 48% are Ford Torinos with customized hoods.
Visit the Senator online to express your support for his sighintiffic resurch. There you will find a suggestion that you should “bookmark your PC” for future visits.
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