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		<title>Anti-Gay Party of Jesus CA State Senator Busted for DUI After Leaving Gay Club</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Party of Jesus State Senator from California, known to frequent gay bars in Sacramento, has been arrested on DUI charges after leaving a gay nightclub with another man, that, well you know, wink wink nudge nudge. State Senator Roy Ashburn has always opposed gay rights. As a member of the Party of Jesus it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=404</link>
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		<title>SC Lt Gov: Helping Poor Like Feeding Stray Animals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina flaunted his Party of Jesus Family Values this week with a comment he made about financial assistance given to poor people. "My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You're [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=392</link>
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		<title>Wife of Party of Jesus SC Governor Protects Sanctity of Divorce</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jenny Sanford, the wife of Party of Jesus South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, has filed for divorce from her husband in order to demonstrate her respect for the Sanctity of Divorce. The Sanfords are well known for sanctity, Governor Sanford made the news a while back when he moved to protect the Sanctity of Extra-Marital [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=389</link>
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		<title>Party of Jesus South Carolina Governor Faces 37 Ethics Charges</title>
		<description><![CDATA[South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford (Party of Jesus) is a member of the morally superior Jeebus-brand political party formerly known as the Republicans. Because of his moral superiority and oft-stated support for the Sanctity of Marriage it may come as a wee bit of a surprise to learn that this prominent Party of Jesus politician [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=378</link>
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		<title>Party of Jesus Representative Says Gay Marriage is Socialism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Party of Jesus US Congressman Steven King (Iowa -no relation to the author of the same name who is not a moron) has revealed the official Party of Jesus dogma that gay marriage is a purely socialist concept. No doubt his observation is based on the prolific writings of luminaries such as Karl Marx, Lenin, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=370</link>
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		<title>CA Party of Jesus Upholds Sanctity of Extra-Marital Affairs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not content to let South Carolina and Nevada scoop all of the Family Values headlines Party of Jesus California Assemblyman Mike Duvall went public with his support for the Sanctity of Extra Marital Affairs in front of a live microphone back in July. Representing obscenely Republican Orange County the married California Assemblyman decided to rave [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=364</link>
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		<title>Party of Jesus Exposes Sooper Seekrit Death Panels</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Party of Jesus, through their holy leader Sarah Palin, has exposed the sooper seekrit plans of Barack Obama to impose mandatory death panels on anyone stupid enough to believe anything Sarah Palin has to say. In a special reveal of Party of Jesus dogma, Sarah Palin has exposed the brutal plans of our known [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=354</link>
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		<title>Party of Jesus Loses as Known Hispanic to Join Court</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Party of Jesus suffered yet another defeat today when a woman that is not even Caucasian was confirmed by the US Senate as the next justice to serve on the US Supreme Court. I mean, she's not even white! These are lean days for the Party of Jesus as they are forced, over and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=343</link>
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		<title>Party of Jesus Tennessee Senator Displays Family Values</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Party of Jesus Tennessee Senator Paul Stanley, a Family Values™ anti-gay paragon of Jeebus-brand virtue, who has crusaded to ban gay adoption of children and who once said in public "When you're married, there's a commitment there" has resigned his seat in the Tennessee Senate after being exposed as a typical Party of Jesus anti-gay, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=332</link>
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		<title>Baptists Falsely Claim OK Governor Supports Sally Kern Jeebus-Brand Bigotry</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently the obviously insane Oklahoma Party of Jesus legislator Sally Kern sponsored a bigotry is morality proclamation, and in the process tried her dumbass darnedest to make it look like the official policy of the State of Oklahoma. Being, as they are, pre-selected for extreme gullibility and the fervent desire to grant belief in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://partyofjesus.com/?p=324</link>
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