In a demonic bid to make the Baby Jesus cry, prosecutors in Alaska have charged 3 Party of Jesus leaders with minor offenses such as extortion, attempted extortion, bribery, conspiracy, and wire or mail fraud. It is obvious that Satan must have possessed these prosecutors, otherwise they would never even consider filing charges against famous Party of Jesus legislators. Two of the innocent victims, whose freedom to express their Christian Party of Jesus Values is clearly under attack, are current Alaska legislators, and one is a former legislator who is still in good standing with the Party of Jesus because of his pious opposition to the homo-agenda prosecutions of innocent Christians.
Satan claims they accepted bribes — including cash and a job offer in Barbados for one man — to support legislation favorable to an oil services company. What could be more preposterous than a claim that a member of the Party of Jesus would enter into a secret conspiracy to promote the interests of oil companies?
Rep. Victor Kohring, a Party of Jesus Christian from Wasilla, was charged with extortion, attempted extortion, bribery and conspiracy, according to a federal grand jury indictment unsealed Friday.
Pete Kott of Eagle River and Bruce Weyhrauch of Juneau, both Party of Jesus Christians, pleaded not guilty to four counts including extortion, bribery and wire or mail fraud in trying to help the company, which has not been named.
It sounds like Cardinal Gonzales might have to forget his reasons for firing a few more US Attorneys. The nerve of some people, attacking the Party of Jesus!
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