Due to his busy campaign schedule and a tight pair of magic underwear that may have shrunk the night before when he wore them in the shower, Magic Underwear Mitt became a wee bit confused while speaking to a crowd in South Carolina. As a result he attributed a recent videotape from Osama bin Laden to his Demoncratic opponent Barack Obama.
The leading homophobe in the Party of Jesus hate-mongers for President field actually attributed the message in the recent terr’ist video to Barack Obama, and then proceeded to conflate the terr’ist message with the policies of the Demoncratic party.
Magic Panties Mitt, who believes Jesus visited North America, was criticising the foreign and economic policies of Mr Obama and other Demoncratic challengers for the White House when he seamlessly moved on to discuss a recent tape, apparently from Bin Laden, calling on Islamists in Iraq to unite.
“Actually, just look at what Osama – Barack Obama – said just yesterday. Barack Obama, calling on radicals, jihadists of all different types, to come together in Iraq. That is the battlefield. … It’s almost as if the Democratic contenders for president are living in fantasyland. Their idea for jihad is to retreat, and their idea for the economy is to also retreat. And in my view, both efforts are wrongheaded.” (source)
It is obvious enough that anybody who thinks they will get their own planet to rule as a God when they are alive while being dead is a real Mor[m]on, but this brings a whole new level to campaign idiocy not seen since Our Glorious Christian Leader stole the Presidency in 2000 and again in 2004.
Just remember people, when this asshat gets elected they’ll still be accepting political refugees in Canada. Just bring lots of warm clothes.