Party of Jesus

Toilet Troll and Family Values Party of Jesus Senator Larry “Men’s Room” Craig has not been doing so well in his efforts to have his signed confession and guilty plea disappear and go wherever the WMDs are. The District court judge who initially accepted the voluntary guilty plea offered by the Senator from Denial has demonstrated a great deal of difficulty in forgetting that the good Senator, who is well known for his not gayness, offered freely and signed a guilty plea.

The Senator, who makes laws for a living, persists in claiming he did not understand the law. He is not actually selling any bridges though.

Stories of Craig trolling for sex in public places have circulated for years. Rumors about Craig were grounded in the 1982 congressional page scandal. Craig denied involvement in 1982, but at the time he vehemently insisted he was not gay nobody had accused him of coming on to congressional pages.

Senator Craig may hold the record among US Congresscritters for the greatest number of public statements that he is not gay. We’ve noticed that some men, both Congresscritters and law abiding citizens, hardly ever insist that they are not gay. And of course the Senator may be telling the truth, maybe he is bisexual. We do not have any reports of the Senator from I’m Not Gay hitting on any females though.

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