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10 PoJ State Attorneys General Ask California To Stop the Sanity

May 31st, 2008

The Constitution of tbe United States of AmericaThe Attorneys General of ten US States, each and every one of them a member of the Party of Jesus, have petitioned the California State Supreme Court to put a halt to the sane, logical, and just threat of equal rights for all citizens. The fear these Sanctity of Bigotry proponents are experiencing is very well justified. Once gay or lesbian couples from their states get married legally in California, the Full Faith and Credit Clause of the US Constitution can and will be successfully used to force even Jesus-infested governments to recognize the fact that Equal = Equal.

Before you know it, even states that are as red as the blood of a dead Iraqi child killed in a Republican War President's faith-based invasion will be forced to treat all citizens with dignity and respect.

Once their queer citizens get a taste of having equal rights under the law, they are still going to remember that delicious flavor when they get back to their Party of Jesus run home states of Alaska, Colorado, Florida, Idaho, Michigan, Nebraska, New Hampshire, South Carolina, South Dakota and/or Utah.

Since the Party of Jesus has been making a business out of open warfare on the civil rights of gay and lesbian citizens, this kind of marry in California then go home activity could cause irreparable justice to the plaintiff states.

One need only look at the example of Massachusetts to see the kind of damage that is caused by equal rights for all citizens. Consider the increased sales tax revenue from gay weddings, increased hotel, airline and car rental income from folks attending gay weddings, and of course the hundreds of thousands of Fundamentalist Christians who have not been harmed in any way. This is serious business.

Not content to sail the sinking ship of an illegal war to the bottom of the ocean, the Party of Jesus insists on being on the wrong side of a civil rights issue too. There shall be great wailing and gnashing of teeth when the Party of Unjust War and Religious Bigotry goes down fast and hard in November, but queer Americans won't be the ones that are crying.

Ha ha. Now we see the election strategy of Senator McBush and the Party of Pentagon Patriotism, first they make a ridiculous request that California ignore it's Constitution, then they cry and play victim until November. Poor, poor, sad little bigots.

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Governator of California Backs Gay Marriage Ruling

May 30th, 2008

Governator Arnold SchwarzeneggerThe Governator of California (Party of Jesus) has taken a bold and dangerous move by publicly stating he thinks Californians should accept the recent Supreme Court ruling to allow gay and lesbian marriages. Going even further out on a limb, the world-famous Governator now runs the risk of being booted out of the Party of Jesus on his shiny metal ass by saying he will campaign against the Sanctity of Bigotry ballot initiative.
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This is major news, and it must almost certainly be the handwriting on the wall for the Sanctity of Bigotry in California. And, as is so often said, as goes California, so goes the nation. Take that Pat Robertson. Stick that in your pipe Lou Sheldon. And despite the fact that he is still dead, Jerry Falwell can sit on it too. The losers are finally losing, and equality is beginning to equal equality.

When a society collectively decides that all citizens should be guaranteed equal justice under the law, it is good for that society, not bad.

The Governator has been trying for years to steer the Party of Jesus in a more moderate, less Fundamentalist direction. He seems to prefer to not have any hate speech at all. If the Party of Jesus wants to win elections in the future, they need to think long and hard about maybe filing for a divorce from the Fundamentalists that have driven it so deep into despair and isolation.

Our congratulations and a heart-felt Thank You to the Governator for supporting equal rights for all Californians. May has been a very, very bad month for those who use Jeebus as an excuse for their intolerance. A real bad month. Gee, what a shame.

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Former Party of Jesus Spokesliar Comes Clean About Iraq

May 27th, 2008

A former official spokesliar for George Warcriminal Bush has admitted in a soon to be published book that Our Glorious Christian Leader used propaganda to sell the immoral, unethical and illegal war of aggression.

• McClellan charges that Bush relied on “propaganda” to sell the war.

• He says the White House press corps was too easy on the administration during the run-up to the war....McClellan repeatedly embraces the rhetoric of Bush's liberal critics and even charges: “If anything, the national press corps was probably too deferential to the White House and to the administration in regard to the most important decision facing the nation during my years in Washington, the choice over whether to go to war in Iraq.

“The collapse of the administration’s rationales for war, which became apparent months after our invasion, should never have come as such a surprise. … In this case, the ‘liberal media’ didn’t live up to its reputation. If it had, the country would have been better served.”

• He admits that some of his own assertions from the briefing room podium turned out to be “badly misguided.”

• The longtime Bush loyalist also suggests that two top aides held a secret West Wing meeting to get their story straight about the CIA leak case at a time when federal prosecutors were after them — and McClellan was continuing to defend them despite mounting evidence they had not given him all the facts.

• McClellan asserts that the aides — Karl Rove, the president’s senior adviser, and I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, the vice president’s chief of staff — “had at best misled” him about their role in the disclosure of former CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity.

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Mr McClellan is only the latest former employee of the Bush/Cheney international crime cabal to break the news that Our Glorious Christian Leader sold a bill of goods with the implicit participation of a shamefully credible news media.

The Party of Jesus: Killing foreigners for huge corporate profits

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Party of Jesus Senators Defy Our Glorious Christian Leader

May 22nd, 2008

George Warcriminal BushA total of 40 out of the 49 Party of Jesus US Senators have turned against the teachings of Our Glorious Christian Leader in a desperate effort to hold off the voting booth slaughter they know is coming in November. In one case they intentionally added domestic spending items to a bill that originally was intended only to funnel billions more in profits to war-profiteering corporations that love Our Glorious Christian Leader.

It was in November 2006 that the citizens of the US first sent a message to the Party of Jesus, the message at that time was Get Out of Iraq. But the message fell on ears that had been deafened by the enormous influence of the same corporations that brought us this war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies.

But now it is painfully obvious that George Warcriminal Bush has become a ten ton cement albatross sinking the Party of Jesus. This has emboldened certain US Senators that wish to keep their jobs to directly oppose Our Glorious Christian Leader by tampering with the sacred funding for his war-President war.

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McBush Pastor Says God Sent Hitler to Kill Jews

May 22nd, 2008

Oink oink oink, says Pastor John Hagee, oink oink!The dangerously delusional Fundamentalist pastor who has heartily endorsed Senator John McBush for the 3rd Bush term as President has indicated his faith-based belief that Jeebus sent Adolph Hitler to perform his horrific crimes against humanity so that the Jewish people would be forced to return to the geographic area of Israel. Just leave it to Jeebus to set up the genocidal slaughter of 6 million innocent people just because he can't afford the airfare to Tel Aviv.

This is the same professional nutter that said Jeebus sent Hurricane Katrina as punishment for a scheduled gay pride parade in New Orleans. Obviously this very large bag of wasted protoplasm is completely out of touch with reality. Of course this poses no contradiction to his support of the Party of Jesus.

Senator McBush has stated that he sought an endorsement from this person, who is obviously out of touch with reality. And each time another horrific tale of idiotic utterances from this Fundamentalist pig hits the headlines, Senator McBush does not distance himself from the clinically insane. It seems that Senator McBush has got a wrap on the extreme right wing lunatic fringe Jeebus vote. Let's just be glad that 99.9% of Christians are not nearly as batshit crazy as McBush's pastor friend.

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FBI Knew About Party of Jesus Sanctity of Torture Program

May 21st, 2008

The Smoking Gun indicates that Our Glorious Christian Leader ordered tortureEven before the Abu Ghraib torture multimedia circus broke, the FBI knew that Our Glorious Christian Leader was conducting illegal, immoral, unethical war crimes against prisoners in various concentration camps and torture facilities. Our faith-based moron President was not only well aware of these despicable crimes, he was the author of these policies.

Reports that Guantanamo detainees were being subjected to extreme temperatures, religious abuses and nude interrogation were conveyed at White House meetings of senior officials in 2003, yet these questionable tactics remained in use, a lengthy report by the Justice Department's inspector general concluded.

One FBI report mentions that former US Attorney General John Ashcroft personally spoke about his concerns over this illegal, immoral, Party of Jesus torture dogma with Co-Conspirator Rice, a lady who helped bring you the trumped up and completely fictitious fear of Iraqi Nukular weapons to pre-justify these crimes.

Read more about the futile efforts of the FBI to try to get Our Glorious Christian Leader to stop the torture here, here, here, here, here, and here.

It is no longer sufficient to play word games, or to rely on make-believe legal opinions from known liars like Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzales. It is time to start putting criminals on trial. Maybe they could serve out their sentences in a quaint prison facility in Geneva. Or should we continue to protect the Party of Jesus Sanctity of Torture?

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Adultery Family Values Party of Jesus Rep Not Running Again

May 20th, 2008

A devout Party of Jesus legislator from Long Island, Party of Jesus Legislator Vito Fossella, hypocrite, homophobe, DUI, adulterer, Family Valiues guywho opposes equal rights for gays and lesbians in order to Protect The Sanctity of Bigotry™, will not be running for re-election during the next regularly scheduled slaughter of Party of Jesus candidates in November. It seems that New York Rep. Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving in Virginia, and as his excuse he indicated that he was on his way to visit his out of wedlock daughter he had fathered with his adulterous love interest girlie on the side.

Who knew that Party of Jesus legislators would cheat on their wives with someone of the opposite gender? Usually when a Party of Jesus legislator is involved in a scandalous sexual affair we expect a rent boy or public bathroom to be involved. Representative Fossella must have felt like the only dishonest, two-timing, hypocritical, lying, homophobic heterosexual Party of Jesus creep in Washington. At least he was a staunch enemy of equal rights for gay people, what with the Sanctity, and the must protect, and the Who Would Jesus Cheat On.

It sure is going to be interesting after the November elections, when the number of Party of Jesus legislators left in Washington will be so small they will all be able to car pool together.

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Jesus is a Big Loser

May 15th, 2008

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US Voters to Party of Jesus: Go Away

May 14th, 2008

The will of the people was once again given voice yesterday during a special election in one of the reddest red states in Jesusland, Mississippi. The United States of Jesus The voters had one question for the political - religious group that brought us a war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies and the worst recession in decades. The question is: Can you hear me now?

How many times must we have massive slaughters of Party of Jesus candidates before the message starts to sink in, get the fuck out of Iraq NOW and start spending tax money at home. Get it? Can you hear me now?

There will certainly be another massive flood of red-candidate blood clogging the sewers in Washington come November. If they still can't hear us then it may become necessary for the voters to bring about the extinction of the Party of Jesus. Even dyed in the wool Fundamentalists are turning away from the PoJ. Soon they will have no more friends than any other prostitute working the streets for war profits.

Running Senator McBush for a 3rd War President term is not helping their cause.

Hello? Party of Jesus? Can you hear me now?

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Party of Jesus Loses w/Defeat Of PA Gay Bashing Amendment

May 8th, 2008

A proposed Constitutional Amendment to preserve the Sanctity of Bigotry in Pennsylvania has been defeated by a Demoncratic leader in the State House who is known for his failure to meet the minimum homophobia levels that are required for the Party of Jesus legislators over on the intolerance side of the aisle. God Hates Equal Rights

While gays still can not marry each other in Pennsylvania, the marriage between intolerant Christians and the Party of Jesus continues to flourish. Following the role model created by Jesus, the Party of Jesus constantly condemns homosexuals and whips up hatred and resentment against them by repeating slanders and preposterous lies.

Of course wherever there is a chance to enshrine intolerance into law, the Holy Roman Child Rape Church will be right there, cheering on the hatred. Pay no attention to that Priest in the corner with a 12 year old. Monogamous gay adult couples are the real threat to society.

Bishop David Zubik of the Catholic Diocese of Pittsburgh also defended the proposal, saying he attended the hearing to testify on behalf of marriage as one of humanity's oldest institutions and that married people formed "the very backbone of society."

In Pennsylvania, as in many other parts of this nation, there is a clear divide between the Party of Jesus candidates, who are all at least part-time gay bashers, and the Demoncrat candidates, who gay bash less frequently, but still tell enough lies about gay people to look like good Christians.

After 8 years of using the Fear of a Queer Planet to win elections, the Party of Jesus is beginning to see dwindling returns. Certainly the 80 year old knee-jerk reactionary homophobe block is still firmly PoJ aligned, but voters get older, and new voters join the pool as time goes on.

Survey after survey continue to show that there is a correlation between intolerance of sexual orientation minorities and age. Older Americans tend to be less tolerant, younger Americans tend to be more tolerant. So the number of voters who are turned off by the constant non-stop, relentless, spiteful lies told by Party of Jesus legislators can be expected to rise over time.

Pennsylvania is not the first state where the Party of Jesus has failed to get a Pro-Intolerance ballot measure into the Constitution, but with former Senator Rick Santorum famous as one of the most stark raving mad homophobes ever found north of the Mason-Dixon line, the Party of Jesus had held high hopes for this latest effort to preserve the Sanctity of Bigotry.

This loss for the Holy Haters is a harbinger of things to come. As they were in 2006, the Party of Jesus will be startled at the massive rejection of their Blood for Oil, Freedom Just for Homphobes agenda. America does not want pious homophobic hatred anymore, they want some new type of Holy Hatred. Have you heard about the illegal terr'ist immigrant job stealing welfare Mexican issue? We can hate them and be holy.

If you wish to help promote lies, slander, intolerance, and ignorance there is still time to register as a Party of Jesus voter before the general election.

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