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Party of Jesus US Senator from Alaska Ted Stevens has been found GUILTY, not just of being a slimeball Republican fraudster, there are lots of those, no, this Republican felon got caught taking huge kickbacks from firms he was regulating.

The indictment charged that he received some $250,000 worth from a longtime friend, Bill Allen, the owner of a huge oil-services construction company, as well as a sled dog, an expensive massage chair and other items from other friends.

That’s one Alaska Republican found guilty on ethics violations per week for the last 2 weeks. Some citizens may recall that Joe 6 Pack Soccer Mom $150,000 Wardrobe FemBush was also found guilty of ethics violations quite recently.

Jeebus must be very proud of his Family Values unethical Rethuglicans!

Book ‘em, Danno!

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Bigots from an umbrella group of Jeebus-based homophobes promoting anti-gay bigotry in California, have sent threatening letters to a list of corporations that have donated to groups promoting equal rights for all citizens, demanding money or else they will be exposed as being opposed to Jeebus-based bigotry.

The Christian homophobes at ProtectMarriage.com identified corporations such as Pacific Gas & Electric, Levi Strauss and AT&T that have contributed to Equality California and they are demanding that they receive equal funding or else Jeebus will get very upset, and as official representatives of Jeebus the bigots will expose them for their shameful lack of bigotry.

“Make a donation of a like amount to ProtectMarriage.com which will help us correct this error,” reads the letter. “Were you to elect not to donate comparably, it would be a clear indication that you are in opposition to traditional marriage. … The names of any companies and organizations that choose not to donate in like manner to ProtectMarriage.com but have given to Equality California will be published.”

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Of course the pending defeat of their homophobic trash amendment will do nothing to calm these hate-obsessed bigots. They will continue to imagine and falsely claim that Jeebus is on their side.

So, who do you think Jeebus would extort, if there was a Jeebus?

PS: Get your official Jeebus merchandise at Jeebus.biz, it’s a pro-homo website!

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Amy Strozzi, the talented hair stylist responsible for maintaining the “just another soccer-mom with a $150,000 dollar wardrobe” look for Sarah FemBush Palin is receiving a higher rate of pay from the Party of Jesus than their foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann.

This is perfectly consistent with the general Republican philosophy of looking good to the voting public while screwing up royally behind the scenes.

Amy Strozzi, who works on the reality show “So You Think You Can Dance” and has been Palin’s traveling stylist, was paid $22,800, according to campaign finance reports for the first two weeks in October. In contrast, McCain’s foreign policy adviser, Randy Scheunemann, was paid $12,500, the report showed.

Vote Amy the makeup artist, vote Jesus!

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Expressing her fervent belief in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy who is a Patriotic American Republican Saviour, uber-moron Sarah Palin announced today that she is “putting this in God’s hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4.”

Does this mean that the idiot is going to shut up now? Or will she keep exposing the idiocy of the Fundamentalist base of the Party of Jesus for whom she is a pinup gal?

Calling for a US Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage, an event as likely to happen as her getting a clue, she predicted that Senator McBush would do Jeebus’ will if the election results could be manipulated a la Florida and Ohio.

Speaking with James Dobson of Fascists for the Fatherland Family, Sarah was upbeat about predictions of an impending ass whoopin’ for the Rethuglicans.

Palin thanked Dobson and supporters for their prayers and — when Dobson inquired about the importance of faith in her life — said: “It is my foundation, yes, my Christian faith is.”
She also used terms like “prayer warrior” and “intercession” — words that might be unknown to the average listener but are common vocabulary in Pentecostal Christianity. Palin spent 20 years in a Pentecostal Assemblies of God Church, but she usually refers to her faith generically as Christian, not even evangelical.

Keep praying Sarah, because if there is one fact known for sure about your religious delusions, it is that nothing fails like prayer.

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Today we learned that for the small sum of $150,000 dollars you can put lipstick on a moron, unfortunately she will still be so stupid that a third grader can stump her.

It seems that the campaign staff of Arizona Senator and Presidential candidate John McBush spent at least $150,000 for clothing and fashion accessories for the entire moose hunting, Alaska secessionist, out of wedlock teenage mother family of Sarah “FemBush” Palin. After all that money she is still an idiot.

After the Party of Jesus goes down like a lead balloon in less than 2 more weeks, do you suppose Sarah will ask if she can still keep the clothes? (story)

Someone should ask Senator McBush about this so that he will have a chance to say something stupid.

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You can always tell when you are listening to a Party of Jesus spokesperson, since they will blame the victims for the crimes committed by the Party of Jesus henchmen or sponsoring corporations.

So it is when FEMA announced that the “lifestyles and habits” of Iowa flood victims are probably responsible for dangerously high levels of formaldehyde in FEMA-provided trailers.

According to FEMA, practices like storing dry cleaning chemicals and cooking food may be responsible for elevated levels of formaldehyde measured in FEMA trailers by a team from an Iowa TV station.

One wonders how many Iowa flood victims are running dry cleaning businesses in their fairly small FEMA trailers. Certainly formaldehyde can be released when a parent fries up what is left of the frog that little Jimmy dissected earlier that day in biology class. The same thing can happen when you bake a casserole using a FEMA spokesperson’s brain. And of course never attempt to cook or consume Bush’s brain, it is completely devoid of any nutritional or other type of value.

FEMA, of course, is the Federal Emergency Bungling Agency, responsible for funneling emergency funding to corporations that make dangerous and inferior products and are run by Republican pals. Rich Republican pals. Rich Republican pals that get richer with every emergency bungled by FEMA.

Who would Jeebus blame? Surely the poor people that are already suffering!

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It’s well known that younger voters do not favor blithering idiots like Sarah Palin. So it is possible that a third grader was setting FemBush up when she was asked today about the duties of the Vice President of the United States. Predictably the response from the Jeebus loving moron was completely inconsistent with objective reality. A third grader asked Sarah Palin, “What does the Vice President do?”

Palin replied:

Aw, that’s something that Piper would ask me, as a second grader, also. That’s a great question, Brandon, and a Vice President has a really great job, because no only are they there to support the President agenda, they’re like a team member, the team mate to that President. But also, they’re in charge of the United States Senate, so if they want to they can really get in there with the Senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom. And it’s a great job and I look forward to having that job.

This clever little third grade student exposed FemBush as being completely ignorant of the US Consitution, but then both she and her husband pal around with secessionist terr’ists.

Stupid and pals around with terr’ists. She’s got plenty of Jeebus though. Why do Sarah and Todd hate America?

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A member of the Party of Jesus faithful who practices the dogma of stealing from the poor to give to the rich has been arrested in California for committing voter fraud when registering himself as a California voter at an address where he once lived as a child. Using standard Party of Jesus lying technique, Mark Anthony Jacoby registered himself at his childhood home in Los Angeles, even though he no longer lives there. It is voter fraud to register if ineligible and perjury to provide false information on a voter registration card. Jacoby was charged with two counts of each relating to his 2006 and 2007 registration.

It appears Jacoby committed this crime to make his voter registration company eligible to conduct its fraudulent Republican-style business of deceit and manipulation in California. He has previously used Republican-style lies and deceit in Massachusetts.

Jacoby’s firm was paid $7 to $12 by the CRP [California Republican Party a/k/a Party of Jesus] for each GOP voter registration signature, but dozens of voters who signed on said they were duped into registering as Republicans and thought they were signing a petition to toughen penalties against child molesters.

This same Party of Jesus criminal had previously been charged in a Jesus-based deceit scheme in Massachusetts in which voters were told a petition was related to sales of wine in supermarkets when in fact it was a Party of Jesus faith-based intolerance petition to deny equal rights under the law to certain citizens based on utterly ridiculous ancient tribal superstitions (holy homophobia).

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When you want lies wrapped in deceit, flavored with criminal intent, and sprinkled lightly with homophobia and jingoism, all dolled up in a pretty Jesus dress, the Party of Jesus is your political party.

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FemBush released some new, even more burning stoopit on the campaign trail this week when she began talking about America, pretending that only people dumb enough to buy into her Jeebus-brand stupidity are patriotic citizens.

“We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.”

I’m so glad I was not there to witness this mind numbingly idiotic drivel. My head might have burst into flames from how hot the stoopit burns coming from this moron.

We’ve already tried having a blithering idiot for President, what makes anybody think that having one as Vice President would be any better?

I suppose FemBush meant that the Pro-America Americans are the ones that participate in faith-based knee jerk reactionary responses to hot button idiocy, like rumors that Obama is a terr’ist that she herself spawns. While it is true that there is one born every minute, they are not the only people coming into this world. There are some people in this country who are not pathetically ignorant and who can not see Russia from their home.

I’m counting on my non-idiotic fellow citizens to help make sure we do not get 4 more years of faith-based, corporate greed, hell with poor people Republican idiocy. Please people, just say NO to organized stupidity and calculated deceit.

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Formerly secret White House documents have revealed the fact that George Warcriminal Bush authorized the brutal form of torture called waterboarding in a written memo to CIA chief George Tenet in 2003. This should come as no great surprise to anyone, as former Bush White House lawyer and then later Attorney General Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales had ordered up legal opinions pretending to justify this horrible crime.

Previously the United States of America has signed international treaties which explicitly outlaw this barbaric and disgusting practice.

Remember, the reason we are opposed to the bad guys is because the bad guys do bad things, like torturing people. If torturing people is bad when our enemies do it, it is still bad if we do it. It is also a well known fact that torture produces bad intelligence, when a criminal interrogator starts using immoral, unethical, and illegal techniques like torture their victim quickly decides to say whatever they think will get the torture to stop.

Once the filth currently disgracing the White House is gone, it would be good for our country if the criminals that have been tearing down the morality of this country were brought to justice. Not that this is likely to happen, but it certainly would be therapeutic for our national psyche and our reputation in the world.

Torturing prisoners is a war crime. The US Government prosecuted Japanese officers after World War II for torturing US prisoners using the very same exact waterboarding torture authorized by Our Glorious Christian Leader. Torture was illegal then, and since then the US has ratified a number of additional treaties against torture. In 1994 the US Congress ratified the UN Convention Against Torture. According to the US Constitution, when the Congress ratifies an international treaty that treaty becomes US law.

Among the war crimes of which George Warcriminal Bush is undeniably guilty is the illegal act of deporting persons to another country so that they may be tortured. The CIA, acting on orders from George Warcriminal Bush, has practiced rendition for torture on literally hundreds of victims of the US torture program.

George Warcriminal Bush also committed a war crime when he conspired with his cabinet to fool the American people into an unprovoked war of aggression based on a pack of lies. The Bush cabinet conspired to lie to the American people about Weapons of Mass Destruction they knew perfectly well did not exist. Their goal was to start a war of aggression against an innocent nation.

Conspiracy:

• a secret agreement between two or more people to perform an unlawful act
• a plot to carry out some harmful or illegal act (especially a political plot)
• a group of conspirators banded together to achieve some harmful or illegal purpose

Conspiracies to start a war are specifically defined as war crimes in the Nuremberg Principles, Article 6, a document primarily influenced by the US government after World War II.

Principle VI
The crimes hereinafter set out are punishable as crimes under international law:
(a) Crimes against peace:
(i) Planning, preparation, initiation or waging of a war of aggression or a war in violation of international treaties, agreements or assurances;
(ii) Participation in a common plan or conspiracy for the accomplishment of any of the acts mentioned under (i).
(b) War Crimes:
Violations of the laws or customs of war which include, but are not limited to, murder, ill-treatment or deportation of slave labor or for any other purpose of the civilian population of or in occupied territory; murder or ill-treatment of prisoners of war or persons on the Seas, killing of hostages, plunder of public or private property, wanton destruction of cities, towns, or villages, or devastation not justified by military necessity.
(c) Crimes against humanity:
Murder, extermination, enslavement, deportation and other inhumane acts done against any civilian population, or persecutions on political, racial, or religious grounds, when such acts are done or such persecutions are carried on in execution of or in connection with any crime against peace or any war crime.

There has never been a US President as horrible and as determined to do great harm as George Warcriminal Bush. He is the worst thing to happen to the United States since Pearl Harbor. We rebuke him and all of his evil faith-based deeds. Plus Jesus thinks he’s a jerk.

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