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Jeebus ≠ H8te

November 10th, 2008

Jeebus.biz, a leading provider of religious ridicule merchandise, is proud to announce a brand new addition to their extensive collection of Jeebus-brand merchandise.

 Jeebus ≠ H8te

In response to California Ballot Proposition 8, also known as Proposition H8te, this graphic was designed by a gay man married to his gay partner in gay Palm Springs California. Jeebus is notequal to hate.

The new Jeebus ≠ H8te! design is now available on your choice of coasters, cutting boards, aprons, canvas tote bags, and a wide variety of men’s and women’s clothing styles. Yes, that’s right friends, Jeebus ≠ H8te.

If you have friends or relatives who are still suffering from ridiculous ancient religious delusions, why not get them a seasonally appropriate gift this holiday season. You can help remind your friends and relatives that their Imaginary Jewish Savior never once mentioned faggots in all of his make-believe years on Earth.

There are two primary reasons that Jeebus ≠ H8te, the first is the most obvious – there is no such creature. But, if you enter into the world of make believe and you accept myths like Tinkerbell and Jeebus, then it is important to remember that this made up character never once mentioned the dreaded Homosexual Agenda.

Buy lots of Jeebus stuff to give away this year, it’s a great way to promote the homosexual agenda!

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Caribou Barbie Thinks Africa is a Country

November 6th, 2008

Caribou BarbieToday we learned that Caribou Barbie, the sexiest Governor in all of the 50 states, had difficulty during the recent Presidential campaign grasping the concept that Africa is a continent and not a specific nation. No, really, it is actually that dumb.

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For those readers who believe in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, you can thank it that Senator McCain and Caribou Barbie lost, we had a very close call.

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Jeebus Loses US Presidential Election

November 4th, 2008

Sarah Numbskull Palin told us it was in Jeebus’ hands, and Jeebus dropped the ball!

The Party of Jesus got their butts whupped today, and boy did they have it coming.

Take that, Jeebus!

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Evil Sith Lord Darth Cheney Endorses Senior Senile Senator

November 2nd, 2008

The man who invented, deceived, sold, and directed billions of war profit dollars from the illegal, immoral, unethical, unnecessary, unwise and unfinished war of imperialist aggression against the innocent civilian population of Iraq; sending huge profits to his death/kill industry pals, Darth Cheney, has endorsed the dementia-suffering Senior Senile Senator from Arizona to figurehead the 3rd Bush crime family term.

I’m sure Darth likes the Senior Senile Senator’s empty headed running mate too. Darth loves working with idiots.

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Proposition H8te Fan Compares Gay Marriage to Rise of Hitler

November 1st, 2008

A Jeebus loving supporter of California Proposition H8te, which would inject Jeebus-brand bigotry directly into the California Constitution has compared the equal rights for all citizens brought about by gay marriage to the rise of Nazi Germany. Listen to this Jeebus boy conflate fascism with equal rights for all citizens.

Jeebus uber alles!

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