A long term Party of Jesus operative, Chip Saltsman, who handled the Presidential campaign of Governor Mike Huckleberrybee, has released a CD as campaign materials in his effort to become the new national chairman of the Party of Jesus.
The CD contains a musical track entitled Barack the Magic Negro that clearly and accurately represents and illuminates the true nature of Party of Jesus theology. Racism is just one of the many forms of intolerance that is cherished by the truly devout among the Party of Jesus faithful. Let’s not forget heterosexism, paternalism, homophobia and jingoism, the other pillars of Party of Jesus dogma.
In an effort to demonstrate his commitment to equal opportunity racism, the Party of Jesus candidate also included the song The Star Spanglish Banner, these tracks and others were created by an employee of the famous hate monger and moron Rush Limpblob.
It seems odd that the Party of Jesus would be trying to increase their recruitment among the bigot community, since every racist pig in the country already votes Jesus. Maybe Chip Saltsman has not noticed yet that the racist pigs he identifies as his constituency are outnumbered by decent citizens who vote on the basis of qualifications for office, not race or ethnic background. We suggest everybody chips in to get a bigger shovel for Chip, he truly does represent the core values of the Party of Jesus.
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