Party of Jesus

A long term Party of Jesus operative, Chip Saltsman, who handled the Presidential campaign of Governor Mike Huckleberrybee, has released a CD as campaign materials in his effort to become the new national chairman of the Party of Jesus.

The CD contains a musical track entitled Barack the Magic Negro that clearly and accurately represents and illuminates the true nature of Party of Jesus theology. Racism is just one of the many forms of intolerance that is cherished by the truly devout among the Party of Jesus faithful. Let’s not forget heterosexism, paternalism, homophobia and jingoism, the other pillars of Party of Jesus dogma.

In an effort to demonstrate his commitment to equal opportunity racism, the Party of Jesus candidate also included the song The Star Spanglish Banner, these tracks and others were created by an employee of the famous hate monger and moron Rush Limpblob.

It seems odd that the Party of Jesus would be trying to increase their recruitment among the bigot community, since every racist pig in the country already votes Jesus. Maybe Chip Saltsman has not noticed yet that the racist pigs he identifies as his constituency are outnumbered by decent citizens who vote on the basis of qualifications for office, not race or ethnic background. We suggest everybody chips in to get a bigger shovel for Chip, he truly does represent the core values of the Party of Jesus.

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Famous Party of Jesus Sexual Purity Tester and Anti-Blowjob campaigner Kenneth Starr has taken the starring role in the campaign to overturn my marriage, which obviously makes the Baby Jesus cry just as much as it would if I was a US President receiving oral sex in the Oval Office.

You may remember Starr from an earlier century in which he helped bring decency and morality back to the White House after we had suffered through 8 years of a President that did not order torture or invade foreign countries based on a pack of lies. His heroic and obsessive smear campaign against President Clinton endeared him forever in the hearts of witch hunt loving Fundamentalist Christians.

And now it is my turn to be the witch and enjoy the full slime and sleaze that will be sent my way from this devout Christian lawyer.

Starr has taken on the STARRing role in a new lawsuit brought by a coalition of Jesus-brand idiots to overturn my marriage and the marriages of about 18,000 other California same-sex couples. Of course it is obviously necessary for Starr to attack my Family’s Values since my marriage is harming him by

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Sith Lord and Vice President of Evil Darth Cheney went on the record today as thinking the US should keep the concentration camp in Guantanamo Cuba and added that he thinks waterboarding is a fine thing to do.

Perhaps the world famous proponent of evil deeds done maliciously is concerned that history may not record his role as the shining star of evil in an administration devoted to lies, war crimes, mayhem, and wars of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies.

Let’s face it, George Warcriminal Bush is no saint, but he is far too stupid and self deceived to ever be half as effective as Cheney in imagining and carrying through with evil deeds while obviously not caring what anyone thinks about it. Scientists are still struggling to devise a scale on which the evil of this person could be measured.

Darth Cheney defends the use of torture despite the fact that all civilized humans in every nation of the world condemn the use of torture. Clearly he does not mind exposing the fact that he is rotten to his very core.

We think Cheney does not need to worry too much, people all around this planet hate him for his many famous evil deeds. To use a favorite expression of the Vice President of Evil who famously hurled expletives in the US Senate, “Go fuck yourself.”

Please die, Mister Vice President, millions of people are waiting to piss on your grave.

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Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi has become a home town hero in Iraq after throwing his shoes at the most well known war criminal of the 21st century.

Reports indicate that Muntazer al-Zaidi blamed the US war criminal for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi citizens as a result of the illegal, immoral, unethical, and reprehensible invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies.

We believe that Muntazer al-Zaidi should be a shoe in for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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A study conducted by the United States Senate has found that George Warcriminal Bush is responsible for the reprehensible, illegal, immoral, despicable war crimes of torture he authorized and ordered through his fellow war criminal Donald “Death Star” Rumsfeld.

The Senate Armed Services Committee report concludes that harsh interrogation techniques used by the CIA and the U.S. military were directly adapted from the training techniques used to prepare special forces personnel to resist interrogation by enemies that torture and abuse prisoners. The techniques included forced nudity, painful stress positions, sleep deprivation, and until 2003, waterboarding, a form of simulated drowning.

 
This is not a study by some liberal, left wing, tree hugging peacenik group, this is the US Senate. They have found that our slimebag dirtball Warcriminal in Chief is responsible for the extremely reprehensible crimes he directed to occur.

Next we want to see a schedule for war crimes trials. The preceding 8 years of national shame and economic decline have been brought to you by the Party of Jesus – killing foreigners and bashing fags.

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