SC Lt Gov: Helping Poor Like Feeding Stray Animals
The Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina flaunted his Party of Jesus Family Values this week with a comment he made about financial assistance given to poor people.
“My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that.”
As a representative of the Party of Jesus Andre Bauer incorporates the true essence of Party of Jesus Family Values, he treasures and deeply cares about multi-millionaires, billionaires, and the corporations they use to collect cash from poor people.
But of course if those poor people do end up reproducing they will be buying Pampers, toys, toddler’s clothes, and all sorts of products made by corporations owned by Republicans. So even though it does violate Party of Jesus values to show compassion for less fortunate people, at least this type of personal weakness will eventually make money for Party of Jesus supporters.