If there is one group of people that Americans can turn to for moral leadership, it certainly is the Party of Jesus. And among the many devout followers of the Party of Jesus code of honor, no beacon shines brighter than Newt Gingrich.
His tireless efforts to expose and confront the insincerity and hypocrisy of Satan’s Demoncrats have elevated Family Values to a new level in Washington, DC.
Indeed, it is Newt’s sincerity and honesty that has inspired such other great religious leaders as Ted Haggard and Lonnie Latham, with the guidance provided by Newt’s spiritual leadership the Party of Jesus has reached new heights in opposing those who would lie and deceive to gain political power.
In Texas, Warren Chisum has been able to expose the sooper-seekrit Jewish conspiracy to make the Baby Jesus cry by teaching science in science classes.
And who could possibly forget the promises made by Newt to return honesty to our government. Many believe that Our Glorious Christian Leader was directly inspired by Newt in his tireless efforts to bring integrity back to the White House and counter the Homosexual Agenda.
Remember when you vote Party of Jesus you are supporting the high moral standing of folks like Newt Gingrich and the thousands of TV Evangelists he has inspired.